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Tenth Anniversary Deathmatch, FINALS
Both of yesterday's battles were closer than I had expected, in the beginning at least. But once Msscribe and Crystalwank gained momentum, there was no stopping them (which is actually kind of true for the wanks and the wankers, now that I think about it), sorry Mrs. Horse and Snapewives.

But as Sep said: "Harry Potter and Lotr wanks in the end: Just as God intended."

Now there can only be one.

Poll #599
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

You choose:

Ready? VOTE.

ETA: A THREAT!

ETA 2: As of 3/18/13, 9:38 am EST, this poll is closed. If you vote after that time, it will not be counted and will not change the winner. The Deathmatch is over, folks. Go home. :D

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keri 2013-03-18 12:05 am UTC (link)

You know, if there is ONE thing that the deathmatch has made me realize, it's that I am supremely upset that "fauxpology" has lost to "notpology" in the pop culture lexicon. Seriously, how is "notpology" better than "fauxpology", which IIRC I started using because "heidipology" was too FW-centric. Fauxpology is so much better, I mean really. (Also, I kind of want both of these to win. Crystalwank was when I realized how much I love FW, and probably loads of other people, so it's kind of the super classic, but MsScribe is just seriously one of the most epic fandom wanks ever for being so far-reaching and with such huge tendrils. Isn't she also partly why the harmony thing got so wanky? and she helped move things around so that all the Heidi and CC wanks ended up where they were... Crystalwank was amazing and coined a lot of our shibboleths, but MsScribe was like the puppetmaster of HP wank. Uhm, accidental pun intended?) (Reply to this)(Thread)

	castalianspring 2013-03-18 01:09 am UTC (link)
	"fauxpology" has lost to "notpology" in the pop culture lexicon Has it, really? I only ever see "fauxpology" used online, and I don't think I've ever seen or heard anyone say "notpology". (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) - keri, 2013-03-18 01:11 am UTC

(no subject) - castalianspring, 2013-03-18 01:12 am UTC

(no subject) - bienegold, 2013-03-18 02:04 am UTC

	cmdr_zoom 2013-03-18 03:51 am UTC (link)
	My guess, in all seriousness? (American) people don't know how to pronounce those four letters at the start, or know what they mean. "Not" is so much easier and clearer. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) - keri, 2013-03-18 04:04 am UTC

	iamnotyourmuse 2013-03-18 12:22 am UTC (link)
	I haven't voted yet. I just can't decide! I mean, this is what I truly wanted in the finals, but now that I'm looking at the poll, how do I choose? (Reply to this)

	apoplexia 2013-03-18 12:38 am UTC (link)
	You should all know that if Crystalwank doesn't win, we're just going to delete this comm all over again. What? No I'm not bitter at the cabal's early elimination. We have a lot going on you know. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	tez 2013-03-18 01:57 am UTC (link)
	I'm sad I never got to be part of the cabal. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	franzen 2013-03-18 02:04 am UTC (link)
	Oh my God, I was just thinking of you and your icons... and the time you deleted otf_wank as your birthday gift. on forever's very now we stand. How are you? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	iczer6 2013-03-18 03:39 am UTC (link)
	NEVER! Freedom and Msscribe will reign! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sepiamagpie 2013-03-18 05:17 am UTC (link)
	Oh crap, I was gonna delete if Msscribe lost! Fwank is doomed. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) - apoplexia, 2013-03-18 12:23 pm UTC

	One of the classic blunders tinybubbles 2013-03-18 01:17 am UTC (link)
	Never go against HP when wank is on the line. (Reply to this)

christycorr 2013-03-18 02:36 am UTC (link)

This result is so, so unsurprising on so many levels. Is it the meta-ness? The sheer wtf value at the scale of her dedication to wankage? Oh, MsScribe. (I adore the wank report to bits, of course, and still remember Where I Was When I First Heard About It, but I came across several of her comments on old wank reports while reading up for these polls, and Christ, all wanking notwithstanding, she seems to have been just...a really, really deeply unpleasant person. Ack.) (Reply to this)

	dunc 2013-03-18 02:46 am UTC (link)
	Crystalwank was fun in a you-had-to-be-there sorta way, but MsScribe... MsScribe is epic. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	cmdr_zoom 2013-03-18 03:52 am UTC (link)
	That's... pretty much my impression too. Upon reading, after the first couple of dozen pages it just seems to turn into "we have to keep this going, because we have to keep this going, because..." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) - phosfate, 2013-03-18 04:06 pm UTC

	singe 2013-03-18 03:17 am UTC (link)
	As a screaming narcissist I'm going to vote for the one I participated in the most. Crystalwaaaaaank! (Reply to this)

	lostsailors 2013-03-18 04:22 am UTC (link)
	I missed the last few days but these contenders are no surprise, truly this is how it should be. (Reply to this)

	gerorin 2013-03-18 05:51 am UTC (link)
	I chose Msscribe, because she's a tentacle monster of a wank (Hmm. I think I've seen a porno like that before). Also, because the way Charlotte Lennox wrote the posts on bad_penny was damn entertaining. It's more of a vote for Charlotte Lennox being awesome, really. (Reply to this)

	lil_miss_stfu 2013-03-18 06:34 am UTC (link)
	How is Msscribe winning? HOW?! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	singe 2013-03-18 06:37 am UTC (link)
	Her legion of sockpuppets are voting against Crystalwank. BAH! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) - apoplexia, 2013-03-18 12:21 pm UTC

	monty 2013-03-18 07:04 am UTC (link)
	I am outraged at both of the semifinal results. OUTRAGED! (Reply to this)

	gertie_flirty 2013-03-18 07:30 am UTC (link)
	Msscribe, because of the sheer scale. Crystalwank was fun, but over too quickly. And is it just me, or are most of the image links in the entry dead now? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	snacky 2013-03-18 04:12 pm UTC (link)
	Over too quickly? Really? How so? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	varethane 2013-03-19 07:54 pm UTC (link)
	Most of the links in general from that entry are dead :C Which is a pity, makes it hard to catch up on for those of us who missed it while it was going down. Msscribe has the advantage of a really complete, concise, and fun to read reporting of events, which makes it easy to follow along with the epic events as they transpired. Some mighty fine reading in there. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sparkysrevenge 2013-03-18 10:39 am UTC (link)
	I was around for both, but MsScribe, man. I remember watching it unfold, and it just. Kept. Going. It was amazing. (Reply to this)

	bobafeis 2013-03-18 11:25 am UTC (link)
	I have the URL to Charlotte Lennox's writeup on MsScribe stored in my phone just so I can share it with people. The sheer scope of what she did still boggles my mind. (Reply to this)

	grapefruitzzz 2013-03-24 11:47 am UTC (link)
	I am so proud that I found FW halfway through Crystalwank and think I might even have a comment buried somewhere in the 9000s. (Reply to this)

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