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Tenth Anniversary Deathmatch, FINALS
Both of yesterday's battles were closer than I had expected, in the beginning at least. But once Msscribe and Crystalwank gained momentum, there was no stopping them (which is actually kind of true for the wanks and the wankers, now that I think about it), sorry Mrs. Horse and Snapewives.

But as Sep said: "Harry Potter and Lotr wanks in the end: Just as God intended."

Now there can only be one.

Poll #599
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Crystalwank
113 (33.7%)

Msscribe
222 (66.3%)

Ready? VOTE.

ETA: A THREAT!

ETA 2: As of 3/18/13, 9:38 am EST, this poll is closed. If you vote after that time, it will not be counted and will not change the winner. The Deathmatch is over, folks. Go home. :D

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	ecchaniz0r 2013-03-17 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	I HAD TO FLIP A COIN IN THE END. They were both so fantastic. Lord, re-reading them both occupied most of last night (and in the case of Crystalwank included a lot of "Hi, 23-year-old me! ...Shush, me. You are obviously way too caffeinated since you didn't have your goddamn Adderall yet and coffee was the only solution lol.") I'd forgotten how much that one just exploded. (Reply to this)(Thread)

franzen
2013-03-17 08:16 pm UTC (link)

I remember refreshing FW every morning before leaving for class and laughing as it grew. It stopped being a wank and more a celebration midway through.

Ms.Scribe wasn't funny, just very smart. And although HP fandom is wanky as hell, I actually wouldn't say she's the worst or an example of the worst element. Plus: she did all of that to become friends with Cassie Clare. Which is like the Bronycon con: "I know, as a doctor, I'm not supposed to root for the disease, but with you. . . ." (Oh, the glory years of Scrubs.) A plagiarist deserves a sock-puppeteer as her biggest fan.

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	dreamworld 2013-03-17 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	A plagiarist deserves a sock-puppeteer as her biggest fan. That needs to be an icon. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	puipui 2013-03-17 09:40 pm UTC (link)
	A plagiarist deserves a sock-puppeteer as her biggest fan. So, so, so true. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	janegraddell 2013-03-17 10:47 pm UTC (link)
	You were always very cathartic to read, I have to say. It was always satisfying to read one of your over-caffeinated rants and think, "Yeah, what they said!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ecchaniz0r 2013-03-18 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	Ahaha, thank you ^^ I was sometimes way the hell out of my tree, but I'm glad I did make some semblance of sense. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kookaburra 2013-03-18 01:41 pm UTC (link)
	I often find myself going through past wanks and reading something and saying to myself, "Boy that is an obnoxious comment how could anyone possibly think that was - oh that was me." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ecchaniz0r 2013-03-18 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	I know this feeling! "...Wow what...I...what? What was I DOING!?" In some cases I was running on something like thirty minutes of sleep and made sense only to myself at that given point in time. University was interesting. :D (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kookaburra 2013-03-19 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	A lot of it for me is how much I've changed in the past decade. This time in 2003, I was a Bible-beleiving, neo-libertarian Randroid. Oh past self, how I wish I could go back and slap you silly. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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