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insignificant other ([info]snacky) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2013-03-18 09:38:00


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Entry tags:burn baby burn, deathmatch, fandom: harry potter, i am the god of hellfire, person: msscribe, the crazy world of arthur brown, we're all wankers in the end

And the winner is...
Msscribe! She defeated Crystalwank easily in the end, and who was really surprised? I am sure she's out there somewhere, cackling over this latest triumph in her quest to dominate fandom. :D

Thanks for playing along! I hope you all had a good time. I don't know if we'll do this ever again, but it was fun to go back to all the old wanks and take a stroll down memory lane.



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[info]duraniedrama
2013-03-19 07:23 pm UTC (link)
And thus HP fandom wins the title of THE WANKIEST FANDOM IN THE HISTORY OF EVER.

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[info]puipui
2013-03-19 10:35 pm UTC (link)
They looked like they'd be neck-and-neck with LotR for a while there, but in the end, HP wins it hands down.

This all seems so fitting, somehow.

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[info]cmdr_zoom
2013-03-19 10:47 pm UTC (link)
Can I get a stipulation that SPN, however, is the most insane?

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[info]franzen
2013-03-21 02:31 am UTC (link)
I dunno, man. They'd have to go head-to-head with Queer as Folk for that superlative. QaF had voodoo curses, a wedding ritual, "straightbashing by gay men," and tinhattery on a scale of ten Mishas out of five.

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[info]ekaterinv
2013-03-19 11:12 pm UTC (link)
Yep! I was thinking, well, maybe they wouldn't be if not for MsScribe. But then I thought, she would not have been able to pull this stuff if they weren't already wanky as hell. You ship different pairings than me? You must be racist homophobic stalkers! You ship the same pairing as me? You are an angel of light whose porn liberates abused Pakistani women, and your intentions are always pure even though you're incredibly nasty to people!

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[info]puipui
2013-03-19 11:35 pm UTC (link)
You are an angel of light whose porn liberates abused Pakistani women

I still cannot believe that A) she actually did that, and B) people actually bought that. This kind of thing is why HP fandom wins the wankfest.

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[info]hopsandbarley
2013-03-20 01:00 am UTC (link)
I was re-reading the first four pages of that saga during slow periods during my Writing Horror, Fantasy & Sci-Fi class*, and I just...I just still can't wrap my brain around that. I mean, I know fictional works can be powerful enough to actually play a role in changing someone's life for the better, but I don't care if you're channeling the spirit of Simone de Beauvoir herself, there is no way your mediocre Harry Potter smut can be that empowering.

*Don't get me wrong, I love the class, I just have a short attention span and I had an excuse to whip my laptop out. Don't tell me you wouldn't have done the same.

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[info]lady_ganesh
2013-03-20 01:10 am UTC (link)
I'm kind of glad that laptops didn't exist when I was in college, ngl.

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[info]franzen
2013-03-21 02:38 am UTC (link)
The first piece of smut you read tends to be burned into your brain, if you're unaware that such a genre exists. Ask me about the romance novel I found in the condo we stayed in during a beach vacation when I was seven or eight. (I didn't know what a "romance novel" was, oops.)

To borrow a line someone leveled at Andy Blake: I know this is criticizing the paint job on the Titanic, but considering what else she got away with, I'm almost tempted to call that bit of wank "tame by comparison."

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[info]hopsandbarley
2013-03-21 09:25 am UTC (link)
A valid point. And I certainly don't mean to understate the wankiness of the rest of this saga.

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[info]franzen
2013-03-22 02:35 am UTC (link)
Oddly, I think the romance novel that was seared into my brain was one level up from the Arab Sheik's Harem Girl or whatever that godawful book was that Smart Bitches, Trashy Books tore apart. So ... I don't know why I'm trying to explain the psychology of a stereotyped non-existent entity.

My hed is up a sock and my son the sparrow is biting my hand. That's what this clusterfuck of fail does.

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[info]ekaterinv
2013-03-21 10:38 am UTC (link)
I actually find it central to the entire wank. I've gotten some glowing comments about sexual stuff I've written from unlikely corners, and I know it can be a big deal. But Msscribe played on stereotypes: Pakistani woman is abused and has never been exposed to porn except through some bad fanfic by this random writer. Because of course she had to be from Pakistan *and* naive about porn *and* abused by her husband. Msscribe couldn't have made it a woman from New York or Ontario: no, it had to be a woman from Pakistan. Just like one of her supposed enemies was a fat white woman from Texas.

And this is what she did the whole time. It was the reason she was able to succeed, because people bought into these stereotypes. It's pretty disgusting, but I also find it pretty hilarious.

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[info]franzen
2013-03-22 02:32 am UTC (link)
That's it! Thanks: you said what I was trying to touch on so much more clearly. And, weirdly, it's that specific element (among a few other things) that really makes the Ms.Scribe wank a case of "not funny, not at all" for me. The stereotypes Ms.Scribe used aren't exactly eradicated and having been on the receiving end of them, it's really hard for me to laugh. Ten years later, those same prejudices are still kicking. While I doubt fandom would be as gung-ho with the fatphobic remarks today, I think it's a question of degree and/or "obvious prejudice" rather than fans simply developing a norm that appearance is not mockable. I know a lot of HP fans (or HP fans who migrated to other fandoms) have aged and transitioned into social justice work, but fatphobia and "vaguely brown backward people lulz" are far from dead.

It's like the in-house transfail that, mercifully, has not been repeated with regard to Andy Blake -- wanky behaviour is funny; devaluing someone based on prejudice is not. I can understand why that clusterfuck left so many people unable to remember that once upon a time, VB/AB was known for "the wank that never ends," because it was disgusting and it made me look twice at people. Watching the Ms.Scribe saga -- both at the time and then again in 2006 (and yet again this week, to refresh my memory) -- was like that for me.

Ms.Scribe played on people's prejudices and created (in my eyes) cartoonish villains (I am constantly amazed that anyone bought her act, as I... didn't find the reveal that surprising). Writing a manifesto about shipping or a tao of a character? Funny, even wanky, if you go over-the-top pretentious. Fatphobia? Not so much. And it wasn't just Ms.Scribe, unfortunately, as I remember some very nasty attacks related to weight being leveled against a BNF. (And weight was probably part of the reason Cassie absolutely did not want her photo leaked.) It's hard for me to see the lulz, because it's not like those stereotypes have died out -- just thinking about the stats regarding negative character judgments and weight depresses the hell out of me (and, of course, the correlation breaks down when you look at men, not women).

tl;dr I get it, intellectually, but for some reason it's not funny for me. The fact that she got away with so much without being checked is amusing, in a sort of "what the hell is wrong with you people" kind of way, but I don't really think of Ms.Scribe as harmless, in the same way Andy gives me the creeps when I look at what a mess he's made of other people's lives.

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[info]franzen
2013-03-21 02:34 am UTC (link)
I honestly can't believe that nobody checked the IPs sooner. I know 2003 was an earlier, more innocent time, but Jesus fucking Christ, it's not like IP addresses were some newfangled magic code.

That and the fact that the trolls were just too convenient. ~queerasjohn at least seemed to be somewhat suspicious of how "they" always found Ms.Scribe, but still.

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[info]puipui
2013-03-21 05:15 am UTC (link)
I honestly can't believe that nobody checked the IPs sooner.

IKR? I've also always found that baffling, but I guess I'm just from a different kind of internet background, and also I'm maybe just a little bit more suspicious in general. Amazing.

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[info]ekaterinv
2013-03-21 10:27 am UTC (link)
There are a lot of things I can't believe about certain people's claims. As in, literally cannot believe. Yeah, times were a little different then (though if anything, people were more suspicious of others online imo), but when someone sent us an e-mail six times, we either received it or switched e-mail providers.

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[info]romana03
2013-03-22 07:52 am UTC (link)
Well, yes, but that was blatantly untrue.

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[info]franzen
2013-03-22 02:49 am UTC (link)
I don't know if it was willful blindness or just a different set of norms, but a lot of the shit that went down would not (I hope) fly today. It amazed me then (and now) that so many people bought the "stalking" and "omg so persecuted" wanks, when thinking about it for a minute would lead you to the conclusion -- Hmm, this seems like a convenient way to become popular on the internet.

Weirdly, there were a few people who knew how the internet worked, but I think they stayed far to the side. Flourish was the one who did the code for FA and was a teenager at the time (I think she made a statement after the Cassie-is-a-goddamn-plagiarist write-up that made me think she had a good head on her shoulders); I don't think she ever operated as a BNF or was consulted on these matters. I have no idea how old Cassie is, oddly, and Heidi was certainly an adult. Maybe it's a case of adults thinking the internet is a series of tubes?

Actually, the more I think about it, the more I wonder if age really was a huge factour here. I owned a domain and was fairly savvy with regard to these sorts of things -- because adults taught me that everyone on the internet is a pedophile (or working for a pedophile). If a story was too good to be true, it probably was, and that's why you verified. Hell, even the trolls were easy to deal with, since half of them left their web address in the hope of boosting their traffic through outrage.

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[info]snacky
2013-03-22 03:55 pm UTC (link)
Maybe it's a case of adults thinking the internet is a series of tubes?

Yeah, adults are just way too dumb to understand things. All the internet-savvy teens were on to Msscribe from the beginning, they just kept quiet so they could enjoy the drama.

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(no subject) - [info]franzen, 2013-03-22 05:09 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]ekaterinv, 2013-03-22 09:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tez, 2013-03-22 11:33 pm UTC

[info]phosfate
2013-03-22 04:20 pm UTC (link)
What a shame. If only you'd been there back then, none of this would have happened.

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(no subject) - [info]franzen, 2013-03-22 04:58 pm UTC
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[info]mister_terrific
2013-03-22 04:37 pm UTC (link)
My. Your powers of observation and perspective are so very acute. You must tell me where you got those glasses that grant you 20/20 vision in hindsight.

Cuz you know, I turn 53 tomorrow and all that.

Mister Terrific
Goddamn Whippersnappers, dagnabbit

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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2013-03-22 04:42 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2013-03-22 08:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]franzen, 2013-03-22 05:03 pm UTC

[info]tez
2013-03-23 03:15 am UTC (link)
Maybe it's a case of adults thinking the internet is a series of tubes?

Right. Because it was the dark ages of the internet all of ten years ago. No adult could ever be smart enough to figure out this newfangled thing that had already been around for years.

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[info]snacky
2013-03-22 06:11 pm UTC (link)
I honestly can't believe that nobody checked the IPs sooner.

IKR? I've also always found that baffling


I find it baffling how you can read the Msscribe report and not have this question answered already, myself.

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[info]phosfate
2013-03-22 07:30 pm UTC (link)
It only took a couple of hours to read, so obviously that's how long it took in real life. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SO OBVIOUS.

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(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2013-03-23 01:09 am UTC

[info]panthea
2013-03-22 10:49 pm UTC (link)
It's like how Rupert Allason is now legally recognized by the courts as a conniving little shit. Like, congratulations... I guess?

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