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	sorchar 2013-03-23 06:40 am UTC (link)
	Pls to fix your HTML. Also, I was literally just looking at that article on the Onion. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	quantumreality 2013-03-23 07:01 am UTC (link)
	Well, I guesss you can't top being Internet engaged to a fictional pony. (Reposted because icon) (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	seca 2013-03-23 07:55 am UTC (link)
	How could you forget the link to the dramatic reading of the letter? And I am sad that this is going to be more well known on the internet than any of those previous wanks, as those were all glorious. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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rosehiptea
2013-03-23 08:03 am UTC (link)

I had not heard anything about this until now.

Drawing kinky sex art featuring a My Little Pony and a grown-up dude is bad, because she's actually very vanilla and engaged to a different grown-up dude?

... Yeah. I don't even know where to start. I was about to say "I don't even know if the fiance is for real" and of course I don't, but it's kind of messed up either way, you know?

Though in a funny way, at least so far.

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	eevee 2013-03-23 08:34 am UTC (link)
	We got a wank with a Sean O' Neal writeup?! This is the best anniversary present. (Reply to this)

	surrexi 2013-03-23 08:49 am UTC (link)
	tear This is just beautiful. The comments on kevinsano's deviantart profile are pretty great as well. (Reply to this)

zing_och
2013-03-23 08:57 am UTC (link)

I managed to keep calm up to this part:

"Don't get me wrong here though, this isn't a jealousy thing. I'm very secure in my relationship. I know without question that Twilight is just as faithful to me as I am to her, she's actually sitting on the couch next to me reading while I type this. She's very real to me and I know she's not sneaking out in the middle of the night to go have kinky sex with some famous artist."

then I started giggling. And it just kept getting better from there! She's very vanilla, and she didn't consent to kinky sex with you! She doesn't belong to you, she's mine!

... that can't be real, right? Right?

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	tez 2013-03-23 09:34 am UTC (link)
	Is he going to get a tattoo of her? Does he roll his pulsing scepter of fuck in oats to get her attention? Will she forbid him to post to F_W? I must know these things. (Actually, I don't need to know the second one.) (Reply to this)(Thread)

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coffee_mug
2013-03-23 01:22 pm UTC (link)

I'm sure many people are going to call this guy a troll but the email is just too sincere.

It's what makes it weirder - he's not like "STAHP DRAWING PORN OF MY PONY WAIFUUU YOU SUCK I WILL INTERNET-SUE YOU!", he's like "I will reason with you and tell you my sexual history and how I take my pony plushie to the movies and maybe this reasonable request will make you cease drawing sexual depictions of a fictional pony".

If it's a troll, though, *slow clap*

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	michmatch 2013-03-23 03:34 pm UTC (link)
	You had me at "MTV coverage here." tear (Reply to this)

	duraniedrama 2013-03-23 03:35 pm UTC (link)
	I am so calling troll. My disbelief suspension cable pretty much snapped at "my friends and family think it's sweet that I carry a Twilight Sparkle plushie around and call her my fiance." (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	miraba 2013-03-23 03:54 pm UTC (link)
	You may want to add a link to his profile. Doing a search will bring up the first few lines of all of his posts. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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franzen, 2013-03-24 05:12 am UTC

	Dramatic Reading FTW! major_dallas 2013-03-23 04:01 pm UTC (link)
	1.) I saw this on Twitter yesterday and thought it was the Onion at it again... 2.)I lamented about not being able to use this icon again, I should have known better... 3.) the background music on the dramatic reading is perfect! LOL (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	taterbird 2013-03-23 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	My...Twiley? That's Twilight. Miss Sparkle if you're trolling. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	redcoast 2013-03-23 06:17 pm UTC (link)
	I was all "Bring on the erotic pony art!" but it looks pretty tame to me. although their weird noseless faces weird me out. (Reply to this)

	worstangel 2013-03-23 07:04 pm UTC (link)
	I'm so glad I only watch the shows and don't participate in any sort of brony culture at all. Jesus jumping Christ. (Reply to this)

	cygnia 2013-03-23 07:20 pm UTC (link)
	I need me a facehoof pic for this... (Reply to this)(Thread)

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librarianmouse, 2013-03-27 08:10 am UTC

	schroduck 2013-03-23 07:59 pm UTC (link)
	My favourite thing about this? It's not just "Stop drawing Twilight Sparkle porn", it's "Please stop people drawing Twilight Sparkle porn for your birthday!" For some reason, that's far more bizarre to me - I keep imagining Kevinsano tearfully pulling down his birthday decorations and shouting "THAT'S IT, THE PARTY'S CANCELLED" (Reply to this)

miraba
2013-03-23 08:14 pm UTC (link)

Thanks, anon!

Google cache offers up an amazing treasure trove of his writings. Like his bio/love manifesto here: http://www.redlightponyville.com/forums/archive/index.php?thread-775.html

Long story short (following quotes pulled from other posts of his), he left his boyfriend of almost eight years for Twilight Sparkle, and still lives in the same house as his ex in a converted pony-themed tv room until he can save up enough money for a place with his fiance. Whiiiiich would be a lot easier if this self-boasted genius ["by IQ standards I'm actually considered a genius and in the top 1% of the population"] didn't hate working so much ["I'm 27 years old and I still feel like having to work more than 4 days a week is just too much to bear"] and didn't spend his time and energy hunting down Twilight Sparkle themed merchandise on eBay.

Viewing all of his posts on a timeline is really depressing, though. He goes from admitting that it's just elaborate fantasy in November ["LOL! No schizophrenia, I just have a very beautiful Twilight Sparkle plushie and a very vivid imagination that allows me to believe my plushie is actually Twilight. Thus I treat her as if she was indeed Twiley, because to me she is. I'm not crazy, I know it's a fantasy, but the whole relationship feels quite real to me so I talk and act as though it is. My feelings of love for her are very real, and the verbal and physical ways in which I express those feelings are too. So as far as I'm concerned I'm in a really happy and fulfilling relationship with Twilight Sparkle."] to this letter to the DA artist and talking about teleportation to Equestria and Tara Strong as just a sound-alike to the actual Twilight Sparkle ["It’s really unfortunate that someone decided to send this to Tara Strong, as she has almost no connection to Twilight Sparkle whatsoever as far as I’m concerned. To me she’s just a voice actor who can make her voice sound like my partner’s and there’s really no connection past that"].

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white_tean, 2013-03-25 11:03 am UTC

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	thoms 2013-03-23 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	You know, I thought I'd be more surprised by this. All I could manage was a resigned sigh and I returned to unfucking my habitat. Considering this is the same bunch of people who tried, in earnest, to make My Little Pony Tulpas... I just can't be surprised by anything bronies do anymore. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	spacelogic 2013-03-23 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	I think it's a bad sign that I read this laughing but not surprised and got annoyed at him for using the word "fiance" to refer to a female pony. If you must use French, fictional-pony-marrying dude, spell it correctly! (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	lady7jane 2013-03-23 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	To you I'm sure Twilight Sparkle is just a cartoon character you think is really hot... I like that part, because it just shows so perfectly the different layers of weirdness going on here. It's rare that an artist drawing pony porn comes off looking like the "normal" one. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	sepiamagpie 2013-03-23 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	Boy, I can just imagine Twilight's letter to Celestia about what she learned this week. (Reply to this)(Thread)