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deviantart, fandom: my little pony, lovers on the astral plane

Just In Time For FW's Anniversary!
My friends:

I have just found a wank that arguably combines elements of three of the classic wanks recently featured in the Deathmatch: His Wife, A Horse, the Snapewives, and My Ponies Hate You Now.

Simply put: Deviant Art member Kevinsano specializes in My Little Pony art. However, another Bronie recently wrote him a letter asking him to curtail his more erotic MLP art, particularly art depicting Twilight Sparkle - because, argued this correspodent, he and Twilight Sparkle were engaged.

I'm totally head over heels in love with Twilight Sparkle. I have been for 11 months now and at this point I'm in a committed relationship with my Twiley.

Actual email reproduced here. MTV coverage here, and the AV club weighs in here.

Enjoy.

Updated: For your convenience, a dramatic reading of the letter, if you prefer podcasts...

Update the Second: The blushing bridegroom's account of his love story on the MLP fandom fora. (I couldn't get the link to the profile to work, so than you for this!) (Update of the update: link now goes to a Googlecache as the forum link proper stopped working.)

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	tez 2013-03-23 09:34 am UTC (link)
	Is he going to get a tattoo of her? Does he roll his pulsing scepter of fuck in oats to get her attention? Will she forbid him to post to F_W? I must know these things. (Actually, I don't need to know the second one.) (Reply to this)(Thread)

	major_dallas 2013-03-23 04:03 pm UTC (link)
	oh come on, you know the answer to #2 muwahahahaha (Reply to this)(Parent)

	worstangel 2013-03-23 07:04 pm UTC (link)
	Scepter of fuck? That's the best euphemism ever. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tez 2013-03-23 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	I must give credit where credit is due. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cinnamonical 2013-03-23 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	...that is hilorious (hilarious + glorious; typed as "hlorious" sometimes) and I am not even in Homestuck fandom. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tez 2013-03-23 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	That kind of shit is universal. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	feenix 2013-03-24 04:12 am UTC (link)
	That's "pulsing hot scepter of fuck," thanks. As for the second, Twiley don't play that shit. He'd probably have to stick his dick in a book to get her attention. (And before anyone asks: Yes, I know. 1) Cut a hole in that book. 2) Put your junk in that book. 3) Make her open that book. And that's the way you do it.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wankismyfandom 2013-03-24 08:04 pm UTC (link)
	dead (Reply to this)(Parent)

	the_sun_is_up 2013-03-25 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	Ow, papercuts! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	feenix 2013-03-25 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	Well, since the book is really just for presentation anyway, you could just glue a bunch of pages together to ward off papercuts... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	edelweiss 2013-04-30 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	It just better not be an Anne Rice book. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mister_terrific 2013-03-24 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	Sailor Moon would be so much more interesting if that was her magical weapon of choice. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_sun_is_up 2013-03-25 08:57 pm UTC (link)
	There was a Sailor Moon porno spoof called Lingerie Senshi Papillon Rose where the heroine's magic wand is a dildo that she has to fellate to get it to power up. And she keeps it hidden in her vagina. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cinnamonical 2013-03-26 08:38 am UTC (link)
	Man, I watched that like ages ago and your comment made me want to go search it out again for the sheer WTFery. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kijikun 2013-03-25 06:34 am UTC (link)
	Your icon has just been waiting for a wank like this. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tez 2013-03-25 06:44 am UTC (link)
	I am thrilled to have a completely legitimate reason to deploy the horsecock. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	full_metal_ox 2013-03-29 01:39 am UTC (link)
	"Pulsing scepter of fuckin' oats" would be a great advertising blurb for some dude-bro-targeted granola bar. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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