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deviantart, fandom: my little pony, lovers on the astral plane

Just In Time For FW's Anniversary!
My friends:

I have just found a wank that arguably combines elements of three of the classic wanks recently featured in the Deathmatch: His Wife, A Horse, the Snapewives, and My Ponies Hate You Now.

Simply put: Deviant Art member Kevinsano specializes in My Little Pony art. However, another Bronie recently wrote him a letter asking him to curtail his more erotic MLP art, particularly art depicting Twilight Sparkle - because, argued this correspodent, he and Twilight Sparkle were engaged.

I'm totally head over heels in love with Twilight Sparkle. I have been for 11 months now and at this point I'm in a committed relationship with my Twiley.

Actual email reproduced here. MTV coverage here, and the AV club weighs in here.

Enjoy.

Updated: For your convenience, a dramatic reading of the letter, if you prefer podcasts...

Update the Second: The blushing bridegroom's account of his love story on the MLP fandom fora. (I couldn't get the link to the profile to work, so than you for this!) (Update of the update: link now goes to a Googlecache as the forum link proper stopped working.)

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	duraniedrama 2013-03-23 03:35 pm UTC (link)
	I am so calling troll. My disbelief suspension cable pretty much snapped at "my friends and family think it's sweet that I carry a Twilight Sparkle plushie around and call her my fiance." (Reply to this)(Thread)

	duraniedrama 2013-03-24 05:10 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, I have to take back what I just said. "I mean," I'd reasoned, "If this guy was indeed taking his beloved out for sushi, there'd be pictures, right?" There are. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mister_terrific 2013-03-24 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	Never never never underestimate the stupidity and WTFness of humanity. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	the_sun_is_up 2013-03-25 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	Oh god, this wank is epic. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	singe 2013-03-26 04:06 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I see it's NOT that guy I've seen on the city bus wearing a BRONY t-shirt and muttering to himself. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hydriotaphia 2013-03-26 04:13 pm UTC (link)
	Holy shit, I think my brain just exploded a little. That is an actual plushie with an actual piece of sushi being held to its fuzzy, inanimate face. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	taktuk 2013-04-09 01:52 pm UTC (link)
	That is far cuter than it has any business being. I feel for the poor guy's mental state. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	perletwo 2013-03-26 05:08 am UTC (link)
	I'd say that depends on the friends and family. I mean, they could all have Edward Cullen manillows, we don't know! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cleolinda 2013-03-26 06:18 am UTC (link)
	"I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU, DAD! I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	perletwo 2013-03-26 06:59 am UTC (link)
	The family that yiffs together ... no, I can't even finish the thought. Go on without me, f_w. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	bigbigtruck 2013-03-26 04:05 pm UTC (link)
	Best PSA line. 30 years and still relevant. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sgaana 2013-03-29 05:24 am UTC (link)
	Truth. Although, I get more ongoing mileage out of "And now we know -- and knowing is half the battle!" (Reply to this)(Parent)

	catremistrae 2013-03-26 07:13 am UTC (link)
	I'm almost positive I've seen those before, and I'd repressed the memory so well until just now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	librarianmouse 2013-03-27 08:06 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. Me too. And I don't think it's going to work a second time. :( (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ayala_atreides 2013-03-28 01:07 am UTC (link)
	I think it's less "my friends and family think it's sweet" and more "my friends and family humor me and play along because they fear for my sanity and they don't want to push me over the edge." (Reply to this)(Parent)

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