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deviantart, fandom: my little pony, lovers on the astral plane

Just In Time For FW's Anniversary!
My friends:

I have just found a wank that arguably combines elements of three of the classic wanks recently featured in the Deathmatch: His Wife, A Horse, the Snapewives, and My Ponies Hate You Now.

Simply put: Deviant Art member Kevinsano specializes in My Little Pony art. However, another Bronie recently wrote him a letter asking him to curtail his more erotic MLP art, particularly art depicting Twilight Sparkle - because, argued this correspodent, he and Twilight Sparkle were engaged.

I'm totally head over heels in love with Twilight Sparkle. I have been for 11 months now and at this point I'm in a committed relationship with my Twiley.

Actual email reproduced here. MTV coverage here, and the AV club weighs in here.

Enjoy.

Updated: For your convenience, a dramatic reading of the letter, if you prefer podcasts...

Update the Second: The blushing bridegroom's account of his love story on the MLP fandom fora. (I couldn't get the link to the profile to work, so than you for this!) (Update of the update: link now goes to a Googlecache as the forum link proper stopped working.)

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wankismyfandom
2013-03-24 05:25 am UTC (link)

The truth is I've had plenty of real relationships and sexual partners in the 27 years I've been around. A few short relationships, one that lasted 7 years, and a total of 6 different sexual partners.

My husband: "The other ponies? 'Yeah, Rarity was too high-maintenance. Fluttershy was too quiet. Rainbow Dash got away. Applejack kicked me in the nuts like I was some kinda apple tree. And Pinkie is just bouncing on EVERYONE.'"

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	mcity 2013-03-24 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	You'd think that last one would be an asset in a potential you know what I can't finish this joke and now I'm going to shower until I feel clean again. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mister_terrific 2013-03-24 07:03 pm UTC (link)
	Winner. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	the_sun_is_up 2013-03-25 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	And Pinkie is just bouncing on EVERYONE Pinkie is just bouncing bouncing bouncing Ahahahaha oh the mental images. But I wonder which pony he was with for 7 years before he settled on Twilight? My money's on Fluttershy. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	franzen 2013-03-29 03:00 am UTC (link)
	+1 for foreshadowing. Your husband is now a Level 12 shaman, unlocking the spell combo "Rule 34 + Brony." Damage includes inability to reproduce, -200 charisma, and infinite, perpetual regret. Also works as a shield charm for the rest of humanity. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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