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agrias
2013-03-24 07:10 am UTC (link)

I CAN'T STOP READING, SEND HELP AND POSSIBLY A MELON-BALLER WITH WHICH I MIGHT REMOVE MY EYES

Myself and Rainbow has been growing more intimate lately. We always had lots of sex, but not until recently I began to feel like we understand one another. I had a sense of understanding Dashie for a long time, but I never undrstood what she saw in me, or humans in general. However, I am starting to understand, she simply likes me for being unlike any stallion she has ever met, it is that piece of darkness in my soul, so alien to the pony mind. You can say it is a form of pity, she simply seems to have a desire to see me abandon my despair and gain some sort of happiness from my existence. I see a light in her soul no human has, a trait so very pony, it may be hard for some people to believe, but Rainbow is very compassionate I love her for that. We both desire something different from what the norm of our species are.

I recently met with her parents (mentally of course), turns out they have no problem with our relationship. Ponies are so understanding. Of course the fact that I praised them for raising such a wonderful creature such as Rainbow may have helped.

The ponies are attracted to those that bartend in the dark.

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	worstangel 2013-03-24 08:47 am UTC (link)
	The DAAAAHKNESSSSS. I'm sort of focusing on the phrase "so very pony" - and that it describes compassion. In my experience, every pony I had as a kid was a bitter, spiteful thing who'd rather bite you than take the carrot. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_sun_is_up 2013-03-25 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, this guy has obviously never met a real horse. Which is probably a good thing, for the horses' sakes. Plus, horses: they like to bite anything vaguely carrot-looking. Including dicks. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ekaterinv 2013-03-24 09:10 am UTC (link)
	Myself and Rainbow has been growing more intimate lately. GAH. The grammar! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

agrias
2013-03-24 09:21 am UTC (link)

It's such a sublime juxtaposition: here is the perfect love that sparkly-dusts across the cosmos in spite of inter-dimensional boundaries and the rigorous prison of logic, and then here are the grammatical errors.

No but seriously that pony love thread is like a Hallmark gift shop gone totally wrong. One of them actually used "the ocean of all that is her" to describe his pony-plushie soulmate.

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	puipui 2013-03-25 01:27 am UTC (link)
	So I guess that bronies don't get the lesbian vibe off of Rainbow Dash that I do, then? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cmdr_zoom 2013-03-25 03:28 am UTC (link)
	Actually, there's a lot of shipping of her with others of the Mane Six. You're not going to see that here, of course, because the brony in question wants Dashie all to himself. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ladyvyola 2013-03-25 04:42 am UTC (link)
	It's okay. Eventually Fluttershy will set him straight. Ba dum pa! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	the_sun_is_up 2013-03-25 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah that's a different section of brony fandom from what we're seeing here. In the non-soulbonding circles, you'll see plenty of lesbian ponies. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	feenix 2013-03-26 03:02 am UTC (link)
	I'm more astounded that people DON'T see the lesbian ponies. Hell, I'm surprised Dashie-dude isn't living in mortal fear she'll fly off with Applejack ~~or Rarity or Pinkie or Twilight or Fluttershy~~. Ditto for Twiley-dude and Rarity-dude. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_sun_is_up 2013-03-26 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	I bet the guys rationalize it as "She's cheating on me with another girl, so it doesn't count as cheating." Now if the ponies started making eyes at a male pony in canon, these guys would probably flip their lids. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	alya1989262 2013-03-25 04:40 pm UTC (link)
	"Ponies are so understanding." This is perfect. Thank you. weeps (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_sun_is_up 2013-03-25 10:12 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, my plushies were always very understanding when I was a child. Endlessly willing to give me hugs and listen to my problems, and they never asked for anything in return. Probably because they couldn't talk. Because they were clumps of fabric and stuffing. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	magic_lilybean 2013-05-19 12:43 am UTC (link)
	Wow, your plushies were so much more understanding than my plushies. I used to practically get hives as a little girl over whether I was taking good enough care of mine - you know, giving them enough attention and playing with them enough. Of course I grew up to have obsessive-compulsive disorder, so you know. YMMV. (Reply to this)(Parent)

the_sun_is_up
2013-03-25 10:09 pm UTC (link)

We always had lots of sex, but not until recently I began to feel like we understand one another

You know, this makes for a really interesting psychological study, because "Rainbow" here is just a creation of this guy's imagination — in short, she is him. He's in a relationship with himself. So, "I always fapped a lot, but not until recently I began to feel like I understand myself."

I wish I was a psych major just so I could write a paper about this.

Also love all the obvious wish fulfillment going on here. "She loves me for myself! She loves me because I'm weird (and demented and smelly and socially inept)! She desperately wants me to be happy! She's compassionate and selfless and definitely doesn't have any problems or damage or needs of her own. And her parents think I'm awesome! Why it's almost like she's too good to be true!"

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	phosfate 2013-03-26 03:55 am UTC (link)
	Annnnnnnnd this thread made me burn my cookies. Balls. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	singe 2013-03-26 04:00 pm UTC (link)
	Goddamn bronies ruin EVERYTHING! (Reply to this)(Parent)

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