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queencallipygos ([info]queencallipygos) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2013-03-23 00:14:00
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Entry tags:deviantart, fandom: my little pony, lovers on the astral plane

Just In Time For FW's Anniversary!
My friends:

I have just found a wank that arguably combines elements of three of the classic wanks recently featured in the Deathmatch: His Wife, A Horse, the Snapewives, and My Ponies Hate You Now.

Simply put: Deviant Art member Kevinsano specializes in My Little Pony art. However, another Bronie recently wrote him a letter asking him to curtail his more erotic MLP art, particularly art depicting Twilight Sparkle - because, argued this correspodent, he and Twilight Sparkle were engaged.

I'm totally head over heels in love with Twilight Sparkle. I have been for 11 months now and at this point I'm in a committed relationship with my Twiley.


Actual email reproduced here. MTV coverage here, and the AV club weighs in here.

Enjoy.

Updated: For your convenience, a dramatic reading of the letter, if you prefer podcasts...

Update the Second: The blushing bridegroom's account of his love story on the MLP fandom fora. (I couldn't get the link to the profile to work, so than you for this!) (Update of the update: link now goes to a Googlecache as the forum link proper stopped working.)

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[info]agrias
2013-03-24 09:49 am UTC (link)
Speaking of things going well, we had our double date with my best friend (the RLPV board member Octavia) and Octavia herself last night! We had a marvelous time and it was a real joy to get to go enjoy a night out on the town with another pony/human couple… The food was great and the setting was really lovely and quite romantic. What was especially nice is that the server was totally accepting and friendly to both us and our mares, though they did accidentally refer to Octavia as a unicorn at one point. No offense was taken though, it was an honest and slightly humorous mistake. lol


And then, it gets worse
After that Twilight and I ended up staying the night and, since my friend and Octavia are still fairly new to their relationship, gave them a few tips and a visual demonstration on the finer points of pony/human love making. That's not exactly something Twilight and I would be comfortable doing for just anyone, but my best friend and I are very close and Twi considers him to be her most trusted human friend. So it felt very relaxed and comfortable for both of us spending a little time educating our friend and Octavia on the topic of interspecies intimacy. The new couple seemed to learn a lot from watching us and we had quite a bit of fun ourselves, so it was time well spent I think.

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[info]sepiamagpie
2013-03-24 10:07 am UTC (link)
The new couple seemed to learn a lot from watching us and we had quite a bit of fun ourselves, so it was time well spent I think.


no no no no

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[info]ueuecoyotl
2013-03-24 10:11 am UTC (link)
I dunno, it may just be that I'm suffering from both a 3-day-old surgery and a 2-week-old broken leg, but this is all hilarious. And kinda sad and gross and skeevy, but mostly hilarious.

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[info]wankismyfandom
2013-03-24 07:56 pm UTC (link)
Whatever helps you out; get well soon!

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[info]ueuecoyotl
2013-03-24 08:55 pm UTC (link)
Thanks :). I've been needing the laugh.

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[info]bigbigtruck
2013-03-26 04:22 pm UTC (link)
Agh! Get well soon! Broken legs suck.

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[info]varethane
2013-03-24 10:33 am UTC (link)
visual demonstration of..... the finer points of..............

That's it, I'm done.

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[info]mister_terrific
2013-03-24 07:06 pm UTC (link)
Race you to the brain bleach and Mind Sifter.

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[info]yattara
2013-03-24 04:02 pm UTC (link)
Pics or-

No, never mind. I really do not need to see. Ever.

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[info]leto
2013-03-24 06:18 pm UTC (link)
I wonder if the ponies will get jealous, if they have a foursome.

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[info]the_sun_is_up
2013-03-25 10:02 pm UTC (link)
I surprised they didn't have the two ponies make out with each other for a lil' girl-on-girl plushie action.

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[info]starlady42
2013-03-24 06:38 pm UTC (link)
My cats can't figure out why I'm screaming and hiding my head under the covers. CANNOT UNREAD

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[info]thoms
2013-03-24 11:21 pm UTC (link)
I...

they...

[brain broken, please reboot]

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[info]kita0610
2013-03-25 04:19 am UTC (link)
Wait. Wait but I don't understand. Granted, I didn't read all of this wank, because WHO WOULD WANT TO, but... isn't he in a "relationship" with a TINY TOY PONY? How...what...how? WHERE DOES IT GO???

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[info]coffee_mug
2013-03-25 02:40 pm UTC (link)
Are you reading this while eating? I don't want to put people off their lunch.


If not, continue on.





Having read the "sex" thread written by one of the bronies involved in a relationship, I can say it's basically frottage against a furry toy. So ..yeah. And he washes the toy regularly. At one brony meet-up, they had black light to see if there was any ..spillage, and the toy was spotless, for which he was proud.

Dammit, may have ruined dinner for myself by mentally picturing that for a splitsecond.

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(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2013-03-25 03:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]coffee_mug, 2013-03-25 03:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_sun_is_up, 2013-03-25 10:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kita0610, 2013-03-26 02:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]feenix, 2013-03-29 05:32 am UTC

[info]the_sun_is_up
2013-03-25 10:00 pm UTC (link)
Just hump it, bb, just hump that pony plushie. You could even sort of wrap the legs around and make a tunnel-ish shape to... well. You know.

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(no subject) - [info]kita0610, 2013-03-26 02:08 am UTC

[info]wankismyfandom
2013-03-25 05:06 am UTC (link)
Dear gods, this + pregnancy nausea = I may never eat again

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[info]singe
2013-03-26 04:18 pm UTC (link)
You know the old superstition that your day to day experiences will physically mark your baby? If you don't want a bronie-shaped birthmark on the poor little thing BACK AWAY NOW.

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[info]taterbird
2013-03-25 05:53 am UTC (link)
What.

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[info]tangentialone
2013-03-25 11:08 am UTC (link)
CAN'T

BREATHE

Tears, tears of laughter in my eyes.

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[info]magic_lilybean
2013-05-19 01:31 am UTC (link)
Flames... on the side of my face...

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[info]the_sun_is_up
2013-03-25 09:55 pm UTC (link)
gave them a few tips and a visual demonstration on the finer points of pony/human love making

You had to demonstrate to someone how to fuck a plushie? Damn that guy must be dense. Or just a sneaky voyeur. "Oh dear, I'm so hopeless, I simply can't figure out how to make love to my pony, could you possibly show me how?" Riiiiiiight, I see what you did there.

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[info]alya1989262
2013-03-26 05:34 am UTC (link)
Look, don't hate. It was "time well spent".

So basically this guy and his friend used plushies as their proxies instead of having sex with each other. Right.

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[info]tez
2013-03-26 09:46 am UTC (link)
The new couple seemed to learn a lot from watching us and we had quite a bit of fun ourselves, so it was time well spent I think.

I just

I

wait

I

oh shit brain bluescreened must reboot

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[info]moongazingfae
2013-03-27 11:41 am UTC (link)
I am crying but I'm not sure how much despair is mixed in with hilarity. I just.... what. WHAT.

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