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queencallipygos ([info]queencallipygos) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2013-03-23 00:14:00


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Entry tags:deviantart, fandom: my little pony, lovers on the astral plane

Just In Time For FW's Anniversary!
My friends:

I have just found a wank that arguably combines elements of three of the classic wanks recently featured in the Deathmatch: His Wife, A Horse, the Snapewives, and My Ponies Hate You Now.

Simply put: Deviant Art member Kevinsano specializes in My Little Pony art. However, another Bronie recently wrote him a letter asking him to curtail his more erotic MLP art, particularly art depicting Twilight Sparkle - because, argued this correspodent, he and Twilight Sparkle were engaged.

I'm totally head over heels in love with Twilight Sparkle. I have been for 11 months now and at this point I'm in a committed relationship with my Twiley.


Actual email reproduced here. MTV coverage here, and the AV club weighs in here.

Enjoy.

Updated: For your convenience, a dramatic reading of the letter, if you prefer podcasts...

Update the Second: The blushing bridegroom's account of his love story on the MLP fandom fora. (I couldn't get the link to the profile to work, so than you for this!) (Update of the update: link now goes to a Googlecache as the forum link proper stopped working.)


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[info]worstangel
2013-03-24 05:49 pm UTC (link)
Having recently gone through a breakup to an embarrassing loser, the typical conversations I have go something like this:

Them: "Oh no! I'm so sad you guys broke up! What happened?"
Me: "[Terribly pathetic story in bullet points, end with huge grin] ... And I'm so much better off!"
T: "Oh my God, yes you are."

And we laugh, and laugh, and laugh.

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[info]catremistrae
2013-03-26 07:19 am UTC (link)
Did you break up with my ex? Because I'm having the exact same conversations right now. "Oh, I'm so sorry." "I'm not!"

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[info]franzen
2013-03-26 06:50 pm UTC (link)
Oh God, yes. I "dated" a guy who... he's probably a Brony now, oh Christ, but in addition to thinking he was Blake (on MySpace), he also claimed he was the ringleader of a Wiccan cult. My friends call him The Wizard.

The next time I went on a date, the guy was in the running for sainthood. I like to think of my trip to Oz as a lesson in IF YOU HAVE TO FORCE YOURSELF NOT TO LAUGH, HIT THE "FUCK OFF" BUTTON AND BOOK IT.

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