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deviantart, fandom: my little pony, lovers on the astral plane

Just In Time For FW's Anniversary!
My friends:

I have just found a wank that arguably combines elements of three of the classic wanks recently featured in the Deathmatch: His Wife, A Horse, the Snapewives, and My Ponies Hate You Now.

Simply put: Deviant Art member Kevinsano specializes in My Little Pony art. However, another Bronie recently wrote him a letter asking him to curtail his more erotic MLP art, particularly art depicting Twilight Sparkle - because, argued this correspodent, he and Twilight Sparkle were engaged.

I'm totally head over heels in love with Twilight Sparkle. I have been for 11 months now and at this point I'm in a committed relationship with my Twiley.

Actual email reproduced here. MTV coverage here, and the AV club weighs in here.

Enjoy.

Updated: For your convenience, a dramatic reading of the letter, if you prefer podcasts...

Update the Second: The blushing bridegroom's account of his love story on the MLP fandom fora. (I couldn't get the link to the profile to work, so than you for this!) (Update of the update: link now goes to a Googlecache as the forum link proper stopped working.)

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coffee_mug
2013-03-24 09:03 pm UTC (link)

Oh dear god, the love story includes a part where he starts sleeping with a male friend and feels guilty for cheating on his fictional pony girlfriend.

What I find interesting about these "waifu" astral plane lovers is that somehow, for whatever reason, the fictional character never says, "You know what? You're actually not my type at all." It's almost like they get no choice because they're not real.

This whole thing is so horrifying yet I can't stop reading.

I just cannot believe this isn't a troll, but after the lengthy paragraph describing the pleasure of making love to the plushie (YES REALLY), and the sincerity and poetic language in it, this guy is 100% for real. I can't.

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the_sun_is_up
2013-03-25 09:35 pm UTC (link)

It's almost like they get no choice because they're not real.

And that's exactly the appeal for these "waifu"-having guys. They want a girlfriend who'll never say no or disagree with them or dump them or say she's not in the mood or make demands on them. They just want a puppet.

after the lengthy paragraph describing the pleasure of making love to the plushie

I'll regret this, but... LINK PLZ?

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	coffee_mug 2013-03-25 09:40 pm UTC (link)
	It's the second ETA link but for your convenience: link - the whole thing is super-tl;dr but it's in the 2nd chapter IIRC. If you click around on the forum, there's a subforum titled Relationships which as further scary stuff in it, including a sex thread where the Rarity guy goes into explicit details. It's ..not something you want to read while eating. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	iczer6 2013-03-30 06:24 am UTC (link)
	This is why I find wanks like these more sad than anything else. I think that these guys are really lonely people which is why they've latched on to the characters. But that's never going to change unless they learn to deal with real people and real relationships. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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