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queencallipygos ([info]queencallipygos) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2013-03-23 00:14:00


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Entry tags:deviantart, fandom: my little pony, lovers on the astral plane

Just In Time For FW's Anniversary!
My friends:

I have just found a wank that arguably combines elements of three of the classic wanks recently featured in the Deathmatch: His Wife, A Horse, the Snapewives, and My Ponies Hate You Now.

Simply put: Deviant Art member Kevinsano specializes in My Little Pony art. However, another Bronie recently wrote him a letter asking him to curtail his more erotic MLP art, particularly art depicting Twilight Sparkle - because, argued this correspodent, he and Twilight Sparkle were engaged.

I'm totally head over heels in love with Twilight Sparkle. I have been for 11 months now and at this point I'm in a committed relationship with my Twiley.


Actual email reproduced here. MTV coverage here, and the AV club weighs in here.

Enjoy.

Updated: For your convenience, a dramatic reading of the letter, if you prefer podcasts...

Update the Second: The blushing bridegroom's account of his love story on the MLP fandom fora. (I couldn't get the link to the profile to work, so than you for this!) (Update of the update: link now goes to a Googlecache as the forum link proper stopped working.)


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[info]coffee_mug
2013-03-24 09:37 pm UTC (link)
Nevermind, I have gravely been mistaken, apparently theirs is a torrid affair, but it's okay, he's been to her planet:

Now I realize that after reading this a number of you may be scratching your heads and asking yourself "did he just claim to live in Equestria?", or thinking "if he knows she is 'imaginary' by posting in this thread, then why does he let himself have fights with her", my answer to you is yes, she is real and I have indeed been to her planet. Someday I will explain my story in full much as Jin did, but for now suffice it to say that for several months in the summer of '12, I achieved a level of consciousness that I was able to "project" myself into Equestria.

Snapewives are starting to look super-tame in comparison.

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[info]uldihaa
2013-03-25 12:34 am UTC (link)
I achieved a level of consciousness that I was able to "project" myself into Equestria.

Well, of course he did. Everyone does. They're called dreams. I guess he didn't get the memo about dreams not being real. Or maybe he's watched Inception too many times?

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[info]spawn_of_kong
2013-03-25 12:39 am UTC (link)
for several months in the summer of '12, I achieved a level of consciousness that I was able to "project" myself into Equestria.

...Are you sure you weren't high at the time or something?

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[info]dracobolt
2013-03-25 03:33 am UTC (link)
Snapewives are starting to look super-tame in comparison.

Bronies aren't going to stop until they top every other fandom in every other way, including crazy.

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[info]ladyvyola
2013-03-25 04:54 am UTC (link)
Okay, in the name of all that's good and holy I'm calling a halt to ever using the words "bronies" and "top" in the same sentence.

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