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deviantart, fandom: my little pony, lovers on the astral plane

Just In Time For FW's Anniversary!
My friends:

I have just found a wank that arguably combines elements of three of the classic wanks recently featured in the Deathmatch: His Wife, A Horse, the Snapewives, and My Ponies Hate You Now.

Simply put: Deviant Art member Kevinsano specializes in My Little Pony art. However, another Bronie recently wrote him a letter asking him to curtail his more erotic MLP art, particularly art depicting Twilight Sparkle - because, argued this correspodent, he and Twilight Sparkle were engaged.

I'm totally head over heels in love with Twilight Sparkle. I have been for 11 months now and at this point I'm in a committed relationship with my Twiley.

Actual email reproduced here. MTV coverage here, and the AV club weighs in here.

Enjoy.

Updated: For your convenience, a dramatic reading of the letter, if you prefer podcasts...

Update the Second: The blushing bridegroom's account of his love story on the MLP fandom fora. (I couldn't get the link to the profile to work, so than you for this!) (Update of the update: link now goes to a Googlecache as the forum link proper stopped working.)

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ekaterinv
2013-03-24 09:41 pm UTC (link)

We should all be more like Don Quixote and chase our dreams

That book was a satire about how stupid Don Quixote was. People who do not understand this make my head hurt.

If anything "normal" people will be impressed by your earnestness and imagination

What imagination? You couldn't even think of your own character to fuck, you had to steal one from a children's cartoon!

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	cygnia 2013-03-24 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	My late ex-BF was obsessed with identifying with Don Quixote. Point out how it was a satire and he'd cling to how "pure & innocent" the musical was instead. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

argylespy
2013-03-25 06:37 pm UTC (link)

Wait, the musical was pure and innocent? Wasn't the musical about corruption in the church and wrongful imprisonment and standing up for your right to criticize bullshit when you see it?

But then again I did only see the movie adaptation and it's been a while I don't remember it as well as I should (mostly I blame that on having heard the song Man of La Mancha" as sung by Linda Eder first and being disappointed that none of the men I've heard sing it since have been able to sing it nearly as epically as she did).

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	cygnia 2013-03-25 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	You'd think that, but not the way my ex would go on. He thought tilting at windmills even when -- ESPECIALLY when -- everyone called you out on it was Noble and Good and had his own Dulcinea fixations of a broken bird to champion. ~~yeah, I was never good enough to be Dulcinea for him. Probably why he cheated on me during our relationship. I was never his ideal.~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cmdr_zoom 2013-03-25 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	~~probably because you had agency and/or a spine, and wouldn't put up with that.~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

cygnia
2013-03-25 08:05 pm UTC (link)

Eh, I wish I could have said that was the case, but I was pretty messed up back then. The truth was, he helped get me out of a toxic living situation with my family into a new apartment away from them -- and then a week later he dumped me (he was not living in my new apt in any case). Still didn't have the balls to tell me about the other woman until I found out about it a year later (And in his mind, I was the "other woman" all along).

Real fire vs. frying pan situation back then, but I have the agency (and a strong support system) now.

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