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deviantart, fandom: my little pony, lovers on the astral plane

Just In Time For FW's Anniversary!
My friends:

I have just found a wank that arguably combines elements of three of the classic wanks recently featured in the Deathmatch: His Wife, A Horse, the Snapewives, and My Ponies Hate You Now.

Simply put: Deviant Art member Kevinsano specializes in My Little Pony art. However, another Bronie recently wrote him a letter asking him to curtail his more erotic MLP art, particularly art depicting Twilight Sparkle - because, argued this correspodent, he and Twilight Sparkle were engaged.

I'm totally head over heels in love with Twilight Sparkle. I have been for 11 months now and at this point I'm in a committed relationship with my Twiley.

Actual email reproduced here. MTV coverage here, and the AV club weighs in here.

Enjoy.

Updated: For your convenience, a dramatic reading of the letter, if you prefer podcasts...

Update the Second: The blushing bridegroom's account of his love story on the MLP fandom fora. (I couldn't get the link to the profile to work, so than you for this!) (Update of the update: link now goes to a Googlecache as the forum link proper stopped working.)

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ikabod
2013-03-25 06:50 am UTC (link)

I'm completely stuck on the mental image of a 27-year-old man carrying his pony plushie all over town (coffee shops, vegetarian restaurants (nice ones, mind you), movie theaters, the mall, parties - shit this stuffed animal gets around more that I do). I'm imagining seeing this dude kissing, nuzzling, and just generally canoodling with his little dollie and my brain just broke.

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	thoms 2013-03-25 07:21 am UTC (link)
	My aunt lives in the same city this guy lives in. I'll have to ask her if she's ever seen him. Then again, maybe I don't want to do that. My poor aunt doesn't need that brain trauma. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	uldihaa 2013-03-25 09:09 am UTC (link)
	I'd think that it would also traumatize all of us. Right now there's a good chance he (and those like him) are just making this crap up. However, if you ask your aunt if he's real and she confirms it, I'm not sure our sanity could survive the blow. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ikabod 2013-03-26 01:32 am UTC (link)
	There's a lady in my town who does flat-out dance routines on the street corner. We see her all the time, just dancing her little heart out. Everyone knows about this woman. I'm pretty sure canoodling pony guy would get noticed by the locals. I bet if your aunt has seen him, it's already an image burned on her brain. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	coffee_mug 2013-03-25 02:14 pm UTC (link)
	And apparently nobody reacts negatively to it .. probably because they mainly want to stay the fuck away from the guy with the pony plushie, pretending it's his girlfriend. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ikabod 2013-03-26 01:29 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I like that he mentions that people he knows all think it's great that he's so in love. I'm thinking that's not really an accurate representation of their true feelings. But at this point, that's the least of his delusions, so... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	perletwo 2013-03-26 12:55 pm UTC (link)
	Wouldn't you hate to have to be their server in the "nice vegetarian restaurants"? No hope of STFA for them. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cleolinda 2013-03-26 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	"... and a side of alfalfa for the lady." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ikabod 2013-03-26 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	~dead~ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sgaana 2013-03-26 05:59 am UTC (link)
	I'm stuck on wondering whether it's one of those plushies that have been customized so he can have sex with it, and if so, how obvious it looks... and so on to wondering about the reactions of anyone who happens to notice that it has orifices... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

agrias
2013-03-26 08:46 am UTC (link)

No, it's just a standard nonsex plushie. Or, well, I guess he paid a lot for it from a special fan toy-crafter, but it wasn't deigned for fucking. He talks about how he does not want to cut up his plushie in any way so penetration was out, which vexed him for some time. But he found a way!!

He also gives cleaning tips for those inconvenient stains. He's very proud of how you can't tell he fucks his plush toy.

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	ikabod 2013-03-26 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	My brain had made a valiant comeback, but it has now been killed again. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cmdr_zoom 2013-03-26 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	>.< (Reply to this)(Parent)

	romana03 2013-03-27 04:22 am UTC (link)
	It's the way that he still thinks other people will want to hold it at cons that gets me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wankismyfandom 2013-03-27 06:00 am UTC (link)
	note to self: if ever attending convention, wear full hazmat suit. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	puipui 2013-03-27 07:45 am UTC (link)
	He's very proud of how you can't tell he fucks his plush toy. Well, I suppose if he's going to be proud of something, that talent's at least somewhat useful for protecting the unsuspecting innocent bystanders. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	romana03 2013-03-27 08:06 am UTC (link)
	But unfortunately not their brains. No bleach can save me. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lied_ohne_worte 2013-03-28 12:54 pm UTC (link)
	Note to self: Stop reading this community when planning to have lunch. [Not blaming you, of course! I had wondered about the, hm, technical aspects myself.] (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rosehiptea 2013-03-28 05:26 pm UTC (link)
	He's very proud of how you can't tell he fucks his plush toy. But not so proud he doesn't want to discuss the details on the internet! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sgaana 2013-03-29 05:18 am UTC (link)
	not asking how he found a way, not asking how he found a way... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	spawn_of_kong 2013-03-29 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	He also gives cleaning tips for those inconvenient stains. ... (Reply to this)(Parent)

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