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deviantart, fandom: my little pony, lovers on the astral plane

Just In Time For FW's Anniversary!
My friends:

I have just found a wank that arguably combines elements of three of the classic wanks recently featured in the Deathmatch: His Wife, A Horse, the Snapewives, and My Ponies Hate You Now.

Simply put: Deviant Art member Kevinsano specializes in My Little Pony art. However, another Bronie recently wrote him a letter asking him to curtail his more erotic MLP art, particularly art depicting Twilight Sparkle - because, argued this correspodent, he and Twilight Sparkle were engaged.

I'm totally head over heels in love with Twilight Sparkle. I have been for 11 months now and at this point I'm in a committed relationship with my Twiley.

Actual email reproduced here. MTV coverage here, and the AV club weighs in here.

Enjoy.

Updated: For your convenience, a dramatic reading of the letter, if you prefer podcasts...

Update the Second: The blushing bridegroom's account of his love story on the MLP fandom fora. (I couldn't get the link to the profile to work, so than you for this!) (Update of the update: link now goes to a Googlecache as the forum link proper stopped working.)

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mister_terrific
2013-03-25 05:56 pm UTC (link)

"When a man loves a pony
Can't keep his mind on nothin' else
He'll trade the world
For the good thing he's found
If she's a toy he can't see it
She can do no wrong
Turn his back on Deviantart
If they draw her in porn

When a man loves a pony
Spend his very last dime
Tryin' to buy out Toys-R-Us
He'd give up all his comfort
Sleep out in the rain
If she said that's the way it ought to be..."

Forgive me, Percy Sledge.

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	puipui 2013-03-27 07:46 am UTC (link)
	♥ ♥ ♥ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	librarianmouse 2013-03-27 08:47 am UTC (link)
	Another Bryan Adams song that will never be the same. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mister_terrific 2013-03-27 08:26 pm UTC (link)
	Not Bryan Adams--this is a classic from 1966. A painful angsty song that rips your heart out and leaves it twitching, bleeding on the floor. Ah, them wuz da days... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phosfate 2013-03-28 05:30 am UTC (link)
	My sister has this godawful Michael McDonald sings Motown album, and it hurts my frontal lobes whenever she puts it on. She's older than both of us, T. Michael fucking McDonald. I should get her Rod Stewart's Christmas album, but I think she'd miss the sarcasm. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	librarianmouse 2013-04-01 07:30 am UTC (link)
	Dang it. I knew that. My brain misfired and confused it with this. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	phosfate 2013-03-27 03:50 pm UTC (link)
	Here. Have some of this designer popcorn an officemate brought from Chicago. You've earned it. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	major_dallas 2013-03-28 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	Well at least you didn't go with "Sexual Healing" for that would be unforgivable (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	yattara 2013-03-29 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	"For when I get that feeling, I need unicorn healing." (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rosehiptea 2013-03-28 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	Oh wow, that cracked me up. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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