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deviantart, fandom: my little pony, lovers on the astral plane

Just In Time For FW's Anniversary!
My friends:

I have just found a wank that arguably combines elements of three of the classic wanks recently featured in the Deathmatch: His Wife, A Horse, the Snapewives, and My Ponies Hate You Now.

Simply put: Deviant Art member Kevinsano specializes in My Little Pony art. However, another Bronie recently wrote him a letter asking him to curtail his more erotic MLP art, particularly art depicting Twilight Sparkle - because, argued this correspodent, he and Twilight Sparkle were engaged.

I'm totally head over heels in love with Twilight Sparkle. I have been for 11 months now and at this point I'm in a committed relationship with my Twiley.

Actual email reproduced here. MTV coverage here, and the AV club weighs in here.

Enjoy.

Updated: For your convenience, a dramatic reading of the letter, if you prefer podcasts...

Update the Second: The blushing bridegroom's account of his love story on the MLP fandom fora. (I couldn't get the link to the profile to work, so than you for this!) (Update of the update: link now goes to a Googlecache as the forum link proper stopped working.)

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	catremistrae 2013-03-27 04:58 am UTC (link)
	Because I haven't been scarred enough, apparently, I have to ask: what does clopping mean? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	catremistrae 2013-03-27 05:15 am UTC (link)
	Never mind. I hadn't read enough. But now I can't get that scene from Monty Python with the coconuts out of my head. clip clop clip clop clip clop (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	librarianmouse 2013-03-27 08:53 am UTC (link)
	"Where'd you get the coconuts?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	major_dallas 2013-03-27 02:58 pm UTC (link)
	we found them...in Murcia, it doesn't matter, go and tell your Lord... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	iamnotyourmuse 2013-03-27 06:43 am UTC (link)
	I know I missed anything approaching a definition and I'm not diving back in to find it, but I figure I got enough from context. Thing is, I keep reading it as QWOPPING, which is an entirely different thing and makes for far less dirty and far more amusing images in my head. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	phosfate 2013-03-27 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	I believe it is the Pony equivalent of fapping. I'm really sorry. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mister_terrific 2013-03-27 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	Is the safe word "neigh"? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phosfate 2013-03-27 05:04 pm UTC (link)
	breaks down sobbing (Reply to this)(Parent)

	catremistrae 2013-03-27 07:37 pm UTC (link)
	I'm picturing this guy masturbatig with horse hooves and then my brain shuts down with OW, DO NOT WANT. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spawn_of_kong 2013-03-29 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	I'm picturing this guy masturbatig with horse hooves I imagine that would be rather difficult, what with horse hooves not having any fingers and all... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sadisticferret 2013-03-28 06:48 am UTC (link)
	It means that there's no such thing as a loving god. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cmdr_zoom 2013-03-28 12:16 pm UTC (link)
	appropriate icon is appropriate. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	visp 2013-04-09 01:26 am UTC (link)
	I dunno, the pony version of 'yiff' for furries? I do know I'm not going to google it to find out. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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