Oh, so much joy, where to begin? With the "I speak for all people in NYC and we are all so much more sophisticated than you!" With the white boy trying to educate Spanish-speakers on what they should be getting from their own language? With the ambiguous meaning of his "New Jersey Red Bulls" remark (they're the New York Red Bulls - was he being snarky or is he just stupid?)

Well, it all really just boils down to him waving his penis all around and getting all trolly when people aren't impressed with it, doesn't it?