See, in addition to having no idea who Claudia or Louis were, I also ended up learning about sex, essentially, from books. Like, when I was seven or eight. Nobody ever bothered to sit me down and explain anything until, like, health class in eighth grade when it was way too late. So I'm twelve or thirteen and reading Tale of the Body Thief and there's a passing reference to a week a human character spent with someone in Brazil and I was like, two... guys? Am I reading that right? How do you... I guess... that's a thing? And thus, I am pretty sure I learned about gay sex from Anne Rice. Dammit.