Re: In the faint hopes that this post might provide SOME entertainment...
Yeah, it's not that I want to say 'fuck you' to mpreg readers, it's that it comes up so rarely and there are characters where I'm fairly sure it would, so I feel the need to put something out there.

I kinda have 'mpreg magic' going on in mine too: in the canon the character has spontaneous regeneration that can be passed on through blood so his attempt fails when the foetus regenerates, and it all goes very dark and body-horror after that. I have a feeling that a lot of mpreg readers are gonna hate it but I'll just try to let them know up front that it's not fluffy. I touch on the topic in my Hulk/Loki Mpreg too, but in that one it's daddy who's freaking the hell out and trying to talk his partner out of going ahead.