Isn't that what it's for? Cute men are there to put penii (I know it's not a word but it amuses me) into each other's orifices for the squeeing and gratification of others. Actual people having or wanting actual sex and complex love and relationships and etc. are just icky.

Isn't it reassuring that women can be just as bad as men when it comes to human beings interfering with their wank material? Reassuring of what, I don't know.