This reads so much more like a personal drama played out between two people's facebook accounts than it does a legal action between two business entities.

I was thinking it read like a slapfight between a chill, established BNF (NDK) and a wannabe BNF (Timmons). Except "between" is probably the wrong word to use here because that would imply both sides getting in on the action, which doesn't seem to be the case. It's more like Timmons desperately pawing at the air trying to get NDK to "put up their dukes!!!" and NDK is just side-eyeing them and slowly (quickly) backing away.