So, wait... not only is Danneel smoking hot, but she names boats "Captain & Danneel" and she gives her daughter a name that sounds like something out of a comic book because she wants her to feel like a superhero?

I no longer know how the J2 tinhats hating on her could possibly think they're the good guys here. Like, I didn't even know how they could think that before this, but now it's extra unbelievable.