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They're just screwing with em now...
So Jensen Ackles and his wife Danneel had a baby girl like secret super-ninjas and the fandom didn't find out for a week.

Cool, right?

By the way, her name is Justice Jay.

In other words JJ or... J2.

Some choice few comments from spn_gossip:

Maybe because it is pretty obvious,or at least weird, and even hets are raising eyebrows. Are you telling me they had no idea what some people in the fandom have been saying about the babies or their sexuality? If they are not gay or together and trying to get away from the rumors,this was a damn silly way to do it. They had to have known. They must love drama and attention.

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Jensen Ackles, passive-agressive since 2005. I'm a little disappointed he chose to use his daughter to do it. I understand he used this as an opportunity to cement his relationship with Jared (again), but there is a part of it (given his history) that makes this another "so there" moment. I suppose that is unavoidable though.

by the way they totes know about the boat deal and there is a deal about the boat:
Jensen knows that he can tell any lie he wants and most of fandumb will just accept it without thinking. Like when he said that his boat is not named Captain and Danneel.
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No, he said it WAS named C&D. He said Danneel made him do it. Unfortunately she changed her mind later, but they had already filed it. They decide not to do the new paint job and put anther name on it instead.

Speaking of the boat, the documentation expiration date was May 31, 2013 (I looked it up). Does that mean he didn't renew under that name?

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Speaking of the boat, the documentation expiration date was May 31, 2013 (I looked it up). Does that mean he didn't renew under that name?

The USCG are running over four months behind on their document processing, so unless they catch up it will be October before we see the new registration.

also Jared was probably in the ER with them of course
If the baby was born on May 30th, where was Jared that day? Was he still MIA at that point?

There is more on this page if you feel so brave. A good deal of it is "what" / "lol superheros" and "OMG LAY OFF EVERYONE WITH A J IS NAMED J" so there's that.

Some tut-tut fandom behave yourselves

STOP RUINING OUR FUN IT'S ONLY FUN!

Perhaps the best comment is from this journal and is simply:
So Danneel and Jensen called their child J2 . You cant make this shit up.

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	seiberwing 2013-06-08 03:11 am UTC (link)
	I can get the secret messages hidden in the baby name. That's classic conspiracy theorist. But...the boat? What did the boat do to anyone? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	themadscientist 2013-06-08 03:13 am UTC (link)
	Keeping track of boat data is important, okay. Only creepers actually stalk people, jfc. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	seiberwing 2013-06-08 03:14 am UTC (link)
	There's a ship pun somewhere in here, I just know it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	themadscientist 2013-06-08 03:20 am UTC (link)
	Hey now I know you're Davy Jonesin' for some action here... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	themadscientist 2013-06-08 03:20 am UTC (link)
	But it's all bullship. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	quantumreality 2013-06-08 06:54 pm UTC (link)
	Now you're just trying to take the wind out of my sails. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	themadscientist 2013-06-09 01:15 am UTC (link)
	You mean I yacht to stop? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	veleda_k 2013-06-09 07:19 am UTC (link)
	You're clinging like a barnacle to this gag. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	themadscientist 2013-06-09 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	Hey feel free to wade in. Better than sandbartendering in the dark. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	veleda_k 2013-06-09 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know. I don't like to make waves. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	themadscientist 2013-06-10 02:57 pm UTC (link)
	It's okay! I promise no one will be crabby towards you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	veleda_k 2013-06-10 05:55 pm UTC (link)
	If you're sure. I'd hate to be shellfish. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	themadscientist 2013-06-10 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	Nah man it'll work itself trout (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spawn_of_kong 2013-06-11 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	I'm shore it will. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	themadscientist 2013-06-12 12:50 am UTC (link)
	And if not all these bad puns will tide us over! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	hobosocks 2013-06-09 07:04 pm UTC (link)
	One way or a rudder, it always comes back to ship puns. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	iczer6 2013-06-08 08:05 am UTC (link)
	Darn boat. Always sailing or on the water. It has no respect for fandom! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lady_ganesh 2013-06-09 04:40 am UTC (link)
	I hope it really is still named Captain and Danneel. That shit is hilarious. I wish celebrities weren't so eager to name their kids nouns. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	raptorscribe 2013-06-09 02:32 pm UTC (link)
	You know, if people are gonna tinhat about initials, someone really needs to point out "C & D" stands for "Cease and Desist". (Reply to this)(Parent)

risha
2013-06-09 02:43 pm UTC (link)

I work in health insurance. In my experience, real people are frequently named things that Hollywood would dismiss in a script as being too strange to be believed. In a very mild example, last week I was taken aback by "Yesid Mirandagonzales", who is covering a patient "Miranda Gonzales". I'm presuming we're missing a space or hyphen, or possibly accidentally combining in a name that shouldn't be there, but I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it's correct. (I'd never heard "Yesid" before either, but that one made sense once I Googled the origin.)

Besides, as "Risha Bree Jorgensen", with a brother "Damon Abraxsas Ra", I'm in no position to throw stones.

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	lady_ganesh 2013-06-09 02:54 pm UTC (link)
	I did warm to it when I read that they want her to be a superhero. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	seiberwing 2013-06-09 05:35 pm UTC (link)
	Doing data entry for clients at the food pantry was fun that way. I kept coming across 'this cannot possibly be the name of a real person who exists'. That or Polish, which was tough because if they had a typo I honestly would not have been able to tell. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

risha
2013-06-09 06:38 pm UTC (link)

Southern Indian - your guess is as good as mine if we have "Given Name" or "Surname" correct for any given person, never mind typos. I once asked on a message board so that I could hopefully not mess up any of my coworkers' names. I was basically told by natives to just go with whatever the person told you to use (always the best idea anyway), since there was a huge number of potential combinations and abbreviations depending on family/community/caste/anglicization/gender/marital status/religion/length of name/profession. I believe that the name "B Engineer" was cited.

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	life_on_mars 2013-06-11 06:20 pm UTC (link)
	'Engineer' is a perfectly reasonable surname in India; there was a well-known cricketer called Farokh Engineer, for example. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hydriotaphia 2013-06-15 12:47 am UTC (link)
	For Parsees, absolutely. I had a friend whose last name was Contractor when I was in junior high. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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