Find better arguments, and act and speak in a courteous manner; dramatic references to ‘real life’ are the tools of a sheltered college freshman, and they are beneath you.

From this very first quote, somehow I knew that this duct tape rope chick was going to be an impressive source of pseudo-intellectual pretentious overreaction wank, and look at that, she totally was! Go her!

I also very much liked chaperoned's instructional gif for scrolling past, that is joy.