“As for your ship containing elements of the FrostIron ship…well, a chocolate chip and pecan cookie may have all the necessary ingredients for a chocolate chip cookie, but they are not the same thing, and only one can be eaten by a person with a nut allergy.”

Oh my god. If nobody made a comment containing the words "allergic to vagina" we just need to shut down Tumblr right now. I just need that particular sequence of words. (I mean directly, to them. I am glad miraba said it though.)

Also, holy shit somebody I know was actually involved (tangentially) in this wank. This is weird.