Plagiarism is overwhelmingly stupid, I can't imagine why people keep trying it. I can only assume they're completely new to the internet. Readerships are so broad and overlapping, and it's so easy to do text searches these days. Eventually, someone is going to think 'hmm, that's a bit familiar' and then the author will be swarmed by plucky girl detectives tracking down every plagiarised scene.

Luckily, it's also unfailingly hilarious. {points and laughs}