Every time I think I'm a worthless piece of crap, from now on I'll be comforted by the idea that I've never yelled at a stranger because he's involved with a show that made a fictional character bang someone I didn't want them to bang.

Seriously, he kissed Meg, and said "I wanna tap that" in her last appearance on the show, AFAIK. Evidence suggests he's straight, bi, or straight and Deansexual. What sort of slashfic goggles to these people have on?