The Little-Known Fifth Horseman of Wank
Orlando Jones, most recently known for playing Captain Frank Irving in the hit show Sleepy Hollow is also known for being the unofficial head of the entire fandom. But as a BNF of a modern occult fandom starring incredibly attractive people facing weekly supernatural threats and the potential of an oncoming apocalypse, he has been subjected to a rite of passage endured only by the greatest of our number. Our hero must now face the Wrath of the Tinhats.


The ritual began (after when Misha Collins trollariously posted a link to a Cockles Tumblr) with the traditional https://twitter.com/TheOrlandoJones/status/403024468416557056/photo/1 baiting of the ships via a pro-Destiel post on Twitter.

"Leftenant, I do not understand the meaning of Es-pi-en Fandom but it warms the Cockles of my heart". #SuperSleepy pic.twitter.com/Eu3RHd4COv

The hordes become enraged.

"IMO, Orlando Jones more likely doesn't know how CRAZY the Cockles/Deathstiel fandumb is. He's feeding it but he doesn't have any idea the consequence of doing so. It's all games to him. Misha on the other hand is just a fucking blowhard who started this shit.

I already gritted my teeth with the SuperWhoLock shit. Now goddamn I have to share SPN with Sleepy Hollow, too? Fuck this."

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Did any brother fans school him on what the show is really about and to stop feeding the fucking crazies. We have to deal with enough of their delusional bullshit, we don't need actors that obviously know nothing of the show or fandom encouraging them. Especially when it's not just a fanon ship he keeps bringing up, but cockles as well. Jensen and Jared have to be so pissed right now.

I used to like Orlando Jones, but if I had a twitter I'd tell him to fuck right off with his bullshit.

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IDK what to think, I thought that RPS is a "no" as far as PR is concerned, but now not only Misha tweeted about it, but also SuperWiki, this actor etc. That makes me think that PR definitely approved this. But why would they knowing past experiences with the whole J2 rumors thing and considering they know that destiel/cockles fans are far more rabid. And this is all happening just before the con. I hope that questions are gonna be screened."

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It's really fucking annoying that Misha's getting away with this shit. I don't know if PR really approved this but no PR worth their salt would let it get this far, to the point that another network's actor is joining in the fray.

Jared, of course, didn't give away anything when he tweeted last night. Maybe we're just blowing it out of proportion (and as long as I don't see this shit in gossip rags, I'm still okay) but god. I don't know what to expect anymore this BurCon. Let's hope if push comes to shove (meaning some uber entitled fan bring up Cockles or Destiel), Jensen will burn their ass.


All fandom roads lead to J2. Orland Jones is now a member of a PR conspiracy that wants to unite Fox and The CW *and* SPN and Sleepy Hollow at the same time. I'm sure the Masons are involved somewhere. Someone on Twitter even tried to explain the problem to him, unaware that Orlando is laughing his way back to his own private armada of fandomships.

BilltheCaptain ‏@BillShaaben 20 Nov
@TheOrlandoJones I think you were already schooled that @jarpad and Jensen are the only lead actors of #Supernatural

BilltheCaptain ‏@BillShaaben 20 Nov
@TheOrlandoJones Jared and Jensen worked their asses off for over 8 years on a show. Please don't be like the that attention whore (MC)

BilltheCaptain ‏@BillShaaben 20 Nov
@TheOrlandoJones #Supernatural is Sam and Dean and only Sam/Dean, every other characters are expendable.

BilltheCaptain ‏@BillShaaben 20 Nov
@TheOrlandoJones by their own accounting, destiel shippers are 1% of the fandom, which is why they're bullies & harass writers and fans

Let's check in on how Jared and his ship-rage are doing.

Jared Padalecki ‏@jarpad 19 Nov
This episode was filmed during VanCon!!! #SpnFamily #supernatural

Jared Padalecki ‏@jarpad 19 Nov
How's the episode going y'all?!?! I was hoping to live tweet it but I'm filming this darned series... ;) #supernatural

Wow. He seems so broken up. But again, it might not actually be him:


Jared doesn't seem to have any problem remembering to use the hashtag tonight.

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Yep. Wonder who is actually tweeting.

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This. Though I wish they'd pick a better person then Misha for this PR push. I think it's insulting to Jensen to make it seem like he has no taste and enjoys being around someone he has zero chemistry with and it's insulting to Jensen because of how Misha treats Jared, like Jensen would be ok with that. And its insulting to us because they believe we're stupid enough to buy this BS.

His new PR bromance should be with the dude that was the first Ezekiel. He seems so kind and humble, nothing like Misha. And attractive, unlike Misha.


As usual, it's not really about any of the actors, but how they the fans are being treated with all these horrible horrible lies. I'm really glad my precious Hollow fandom has not been tainted with any of Supernatural's obvious conta---

Uh oh.

Robbie Thompson and Felicia Day voice their support for Orlando's SuperSleepy concept, as well as potential dim sum related scenes, but the tinhats carry on. Their vendetta also extends to someone named Salty, who may have been displaying treacherous sympathies.


Saltycentral also posted about the Orlando/Destiel thing, and I am confused. I though this blog was anti-Destiel, but now they are cheering for the Cockles/Destiel tweets. That together with the anti-Jared one they posted seems to suggest that salty has gone over to the dark side.

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nah, they're mostly anti-destiel. but they do take a piss out of bratty wincest fans too. I would say they're 85% anti-destiel, 15% everything else. it even said so in their ABOUT ME link

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How are they being "bratty"? He was going on about some fake ship and character while live tweeting for an episode where Cas was not even there, and was basically saying the leads are irrelevant. He deserved to get ripped apart.

Fake ships, as opposed to ships that totally exist but none involved with the show is willing to admit exists. Meanwhile I still have no idea what Cockles means, why Misha is Public Enemy #1, and why no one had gotten on the Jenny/Horseman ship with me because she was totally eying him up last episode.



EDIT: ORLANDO JONES HAS TWEETED THE POST GUYS OH MY GOD THIS IS NOT A DRILL SEMPAI NOTICED US

This is glorious http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1304731.html?style=mine …. And this http://tinyurl.com/mmmf8m5 BTW - What exactly is wank? #SPN #J2 #Destiel

TURNABOUT EDIT: The wank comes full circle as spn-gossip finds the above tweet. Insults fly and the fans don't seem to understand that people may have priorities that don't completely revolve around what the Supernatural fandom might think.

so why give him more attention? you know he likes the attention from spn fans so much. He wants to badly get on the show and the first way to get that is to troll fandom and get on a side (the venomous side)

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LOL, a) if he wanted to be on SPN, he has an agent, he doesn't have to woo fans, and b) he's one of the leads on a hit show with much higher ratings than SPN. I doubt he wants to be on SPN that badly.

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Yet Jared is the one that has over a million followers. Orlando wants the attention that being associated with SPN will give him as crazy and rabid as this fandom is.

Yes, the true way to break into a show isn't to audition or use your social connections, it's to post on the internet when you are already a famous actor whose show has already been renewed for a second season.

Yeah that's fine. I don't really know anything about the guy except he seems to have some overly defensive stans? I'm not saying I hate him or anything.

We're not defending him, mate. He doesn't need defending. We're the ones who follow behind his one man swath of badassery and sing odes of his greatness.

CREDIT EDIT: It should also be noted that the original wank report that I heavily stole from was written by artoometoo, who is not actually a troll but rather on the side of glorious Cojones.