This is going to be a gift that keeps on giving. Now that the money has changed hands we need but wait for the wank to mature and grow ripe as communication fails, backers begin to wonder when they will see their rewards, and their odd strategy of waiting until after offering fanfic as kickstarter backer rewards to get a lawyer is put into practice. I can see that conversation now.

"You did what?! You gave them what?! For what?!"

It will be like a fine old whiskey once it comes of age, and I will savor a fine old whiskey when it comes time to read it.