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Bethan ([info]kumquat_of_doom) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2014-03-14 20:51:00


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Entry tags:author entitlement, authors, interrogating from the wrong perspective, person: anne rice, reviews

Amazon reviewers are interrogating Anne Rice's Dickensean principles from the wrong perspective!
...Again.

Poor, misunderstood, editorless vampire author Anne Rice (yes, I am going to take this opportunity to take a stroll through the memory lane of Anne Rice's batshittery) is once again demonstrating a skin of solid tissue paper.

According to The Guardian newspaper good ol' Rice Whine has signed a Change.org petition to convince Amazon to prohibit anonymous reviews because, the petition says:

"People have found ways to exploit this flaw in the system and are using it to bully, harass, and generally make life miserable for certain authors on Amazon. These people are able to create multiple accounts and then use those accounts to viciously attack and go after any author or person that they feel doesn’t belong on Amazon or who shouldn’t have published a book, made a comment on a forum post, etc."


Well, yes. I'm quite prepared to accept that people have been using the Amazon comments to troll their authors of choice (apparently Charlaine Harris has had death threats, which I feel suggests the True Blood fandom deserves some investigation over at [info]unfunny_fandom)... the problem is that Anne, of course, has form in the Department of Kind Of Maybe Overreacting A Tinsy-Winsy Bit.

Referring to an (I quote) "anti-author gangster bully culture" when interviewed by the Grauniad doesn't really help disprove that.

And hey, check out the links on this Time article - we got spotted!

[This report cheerfully cribbed, albeit rewritten, from aforementioned Time article. Sep made me do it.]

BONUS PROTO-WANK: She's bringing back Lestat, guys! And throwing some rather side-eye-worthy shade at Twilight while she's at it:

Rice [...] has previously spoken dismissively of the vampires dreamed up by Stephenie Meyer for Twilight, saying she "feel[s] sorry for vampires that sparkle in the sun", and that Lestat "would never hurt immortals who choose to spend eternity going to high school over and over again in a small town – any more than they would hurt the physically disabled or the mentally challenged".


Stock up on popcorn for October, folks!


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[info]kaen
2014-03-16 10:25 pm UTC (link)
I'd kinda love to see an angsty-sexy-style vampire story where they kept the arithmomaniaweakness. All courting a woman who doesn't doesn't know the dark truth about him, she invites him in while she's making dinner, then oops! The rice bag rips and suddenly he's only the floor muttering to himself as he scoops them up grain by grain.

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[info]yoritomo_reiko
2014-03-16 11:47 pm UTC (link)
I actually know somebody who used this with her vampires! Look up a book by Helen Keeble called Fang Girl. It's YA, the main character is a genre savvy fangirl of vampire fiction and it's kind of a comedy send up of a lot of vampire fiction...and it's funny as hell.

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[info]full_metal_ox
2014-03-19 09:27 pm UTC (link)
One authentic vampire folkloric detail I've been longing in vain to see in a movie is the (Rumanian Roma, I think) concept of dhampirs as a twin brother and sister born on a Sunday--and their stipulated vampire-hunting attire is their underwear. Turned inside out.

Come on--there've got to be filmmakers in Hong Kong, Japan, and/or Turkey willing to go there!

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[info]rachelmap
2014-03-26 10:48 am UTC (link)
Is this the basis for Sesame Street's Count?

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[info]suzycat
2014-04-03 12:54 pm UTC (link)
You mean... the Count isn't just random? MINDBLOWN.

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