Oh, it's always a good day when I check up on fandom_wank and there's a new post.

Author wank never gets old. Although for some reason it seems weird to find such hysterical overblown defense of such middle-of-the-road prose. I was expecting 'fear the venom cock' bad, but actually it's...okay. Not brilliant, not awful, just okay.

On the other hand, it's perfectly average prose about teddy bear crime, so I suppose that makes up for it.