two mini comic strip wanks
On the same day, two comic strip feeds manage to generate itty bitty wanks.

First from doonesbury

calebbullen: "The continuity editor for this strip really needs to have a look at that goat-patch thing on his face. It's never the same length twice! It's like watching someone smoke in a movie, if instead of a cigarette they had a rat's tail haging out of their mouth. I know this isn't straight guy for the gay cartoon character but that pseudo-beard is like the far right. If it was at least consistent, you would know what to hate about it."

everyone else: That's a shadow, dumbass.

And then on dilbert_feed:

primethian: Your interpretation of this week's script doesn't agree with mine, so you're wrong. The fact that I didn't even get the math right will not stop me from correcting others on the subject either.