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	soleta 2003-08-13 01:56 am UTC (link)
	jesus christ. would it kill them to use a readable font? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	dawnswalker 2003-08-13 03:22 am UTC (link)
	But if anyone could read it, it would cease to be l337! (Reply to this)(Parent)

pepperpot
2003-08-13 02:32 am UTC (link)

I love how they put the death spoiler in one of their rules. I mean, not only do they think they're superior to those who haven't read the book yet, they throw a big "NA NANA BOO BOO I'VE READ THE BOOK AND YOU HAVEN'T AND THUS I AM INTELLECTUALLY SUPERIOR. BECAUSE YOU ARE MY INFERIOR, EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT A MEMBER OF THIS COMMUNITY, YOU DESERVE TO BE SPOILED, EEEEEEJIT" in their community rules.

Crikey.

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	nnycap 2003-08-13 04:06 am UTC (link)
	Well, DUH. Everyone knows that the non-US/UK HP fans still waiting for OotP are inherently inferior and deserve to be punished. Seriously, folks, it's called "common fucking courtesy." Try it sometime. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	fxh 2003-08-13 02:39 am UTC (link)
	Some nice fishesss right here! ;-) (Reply to this)(Thread)

	lulinda 2003-08-13 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Someone had their ego puffs for breakfast, eh? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lulinda 2003-08-13 02:58 am UTC (link)
	Oh, dear Harry Potter fandom... Thank you for continuing to supply the wank. Domlijah bless you and may Draco's leather pants keep you. Amen. (Reply to this)

	telesilla 2003-08-13 03:00 am UTC (link)
	Ah HP wank. It's like the pause that refreshes. Or something. (Reply to this)

	eljuno 2003-08-13 03:24 am UTC (link)
	Oh my spittle spattle mercy me, we've been caught. Whatever shall we do? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	lulinda 2003-08-13 03:36 am UTC (link)
	Quote the Draco Trilogy? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	Re: nnycap 2003-08-13 03:52 am UTC (link)
	Heh. I know I'm quakin' in my steel-toed boots. (Reply to this)(Parent)

dawnswalker
2003-08-13 03:26 am UTC (link)

"6) NO, AND I REPEAT NO, teeny-boppers or stupid little 12-year-olds who worship fanfic authors. We're just stupid fanfic authors. In fact, I hope to avoid immature little kids entirely. Don't join if you're under thirteen unless you don't act your age."

So if you're, say, 31 and are immature, that's fine?

Or maybe you can join if you're 13, but you act like you're 3.

*deliberately missing the point*

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Ugh my G-D!!!

jumboclone
2003-08-13 03:47 am UTC (link)

I find it...

...interesting that the mods of the comm are so fecking elitist, but a quick scan of PikaCheeka's list-o-fics at FF.net will bring you to:

60. Everything You Want -- A rather odd Lucius/Narcissa minor romance fic that has an unusual ending. Contains the song Everything You Want by Vertical Horizon.

Songfic. SONGFIC!!! Songfic usually makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a spork...and this was just typical~~ly bad~~.

*looks for a spork*

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	Re: Ugh my G-D!!! rhi_silverflame 2003-08-13 11:33 am UTC (link)
	I went to KFC today and got two family-size side orders -- I've got sporks to spare! hands you five Right there with you on the songfic thing, ESPECIALLY when they ~~steal the song title 'cause they're too damn lazy~~ borrow the song's title for the title of the fic. I must spork my eyes out for having written some in my past. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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lots42, 2003-08-13 02:09 pm UTC

	And since I'm a masochist...: jumboclone 2003-08-13 04:11 am UTC (link)
	http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=107254 "Mortal Death A Dementor contemplates the value of his life By PikaCheeka Death. Everything fears it, hates it, postpones it. Every creature that breathes the breath of life. It is hard for me to understand all of this. For I am Death. I am a Dementor...." Need I go on? I'm ROFLing here.... (Reply to this)(Thread)

	AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA resmiranda 2003-08-13 04:19 am UTC (link)
	THUMBS WAY UP FOR PROVIDING THE SMALL BIT OF ENTERTAINMENT THAT HAS POSTPONED MY SUICIDE FOR ONE MORE DAY! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

And if I can postpone it for at least a week, I'll continue, then: -

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telesilla, 2003-08-13 06:42 am UTC

Re: And if I can postpone it for at least a week, I'll continue, then: - snowball, 2003-08-13 07:39 am UTC

With a little help from my friends.... -

telesilla, 2003-08-13 08:02 am UTC

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darkrose, 2003-08-13 07:52 am UTC

Back in the saddle again! -

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jar, 2003-08-13 08:29 am UTC

	Re: And since I'm a masochist...: lulinda 2003-08-13 04:38 am UTC (link)
	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Priceless! choke This is the Old School? Feh! I'll stay with the plebes! (Reply to this)(Parent)

iczer6
2003-08-13 04:12 am UTC (link)

{Do you remember a time when there were fics of substance? Of intellect? Of something other than having every single goddamn student at Hogwarts turn gay? Do you remember plots? Character development? Slash and het fics without the heavy smut? Do you remember innuendoes? Do you remember when fics were more about the characters than the sex?}

No, no I don't remember ANY of that EVER happening in ANY fandom.

When did this 'Golden Time' happen anyway? I mean folks feel the need to go on and on about how things were better 3 years/3 weeks/3 minutes ago but when question about the who's and where's they clam up.

Makes one wonder if these 'Golden Age's' ever really happened.

icz

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	conchoidal 2003-08-13 04:19 am UTC (link)
	Like shooting fish in a barrel, I swear. lol... that is so true... I created this for the Old School HP authors out there, the ones who were writing well before Warner Brothers came out with their movies [complete shit, if you ask me...XD] yet if you look the majority of the users have icons with movie characters.... once again... I hate my fandom.... (Reply to this)(Thread)

Please don't hate me because I'm wanky! -

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	snowball 2003-08-13 06:19 am UTC (link)
	Man, it's people like that who make me pretend to have only been in the HP fandom for two weeks. headdesk (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	snowball 2003-08-13 07:46 am UTC (link)
	They modified the profile to make it more PC. Am I the only one who thinks they missed the point? (Reply to this)(Thread)

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lulinda, 2003-08-14 04:14 am UTC

Man, they need a new line.

sententia
2003-08-13 08:44 am UTC (link)

They were going on about the whole 'Golden Age' and how no-one appriciated them as writers anymore back when Fanfiction.net still had forums. A 'golden age' that I believe didn't consist of a single writer who anyone in the last couple of years in the Harry Potter fandom considers even close to being a BNF. Stone age, more like it.

Heh. But the memories those names bring back. Good times.

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	eljuno 2003-08-13 08:57 am UTC (link)
	"We're not trying to outbitch [Fandom Wank], although there is already common confusion. ^_~" Well, at least it's nice that they know who's KING OF THE HILL UNTO WHOM ALL MUST BOW!!! BOW!!!! Er, I think I need to take a break here (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	sorchar 2003-08-13 09:55 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, they're fish in a barrel, but how can we shoot them when they're already shooting themselves? (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	guardian_writer 2003-08-13 10:59 am UTC (link)
	snerkle Thinking about FF.net hurts my head in general. erlack. how old is FF.net anyway? Guardian (Reply to this)(Thread)

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