Setting... a quiet game on the internet. People are enjoying themselves roleplaying, or just hanging out chatting.

Suddenly... there's an outburst on the public channel, oh no! Wank ensues!
(I am Yunalesca.)

[Public] Mehka says, "Are people always so rude...?! I'm the new guy in town and I ask how the fish'r bitin'!! And not only do I not get directions, they walk away without ever giving hint of care whether you live or die! Bai the gods, in Alexandria, we'd have a welcoming party for anybody willing to stay in our secluded city for more than a day or so..."<lj-cut text="WAH! I'm not arguing with you! BUT I am!">
[FFX] BOOGIE WOOGIE BIZNATCH! Rin oohs. Sparkly. o.o
[FFX] You Can't Stop the Kaiya says, "..."
[Public] Yunalesca says, "Excuse me?"
[FFX] You Can't Stop the Kaiya faceslaps.
[Public] Mehka says, "Sorry... This is an OOC rant brought to you by.. -Mehka, the P'O'd new Thief in town..."
[FFX] BOOGIE WOOGIE BIZNATCH! Rin says, "...the haiku generator is...incoherent."
[Public] Mehka says, "Sorry Yuna, that was geared more toward Rikku..."
[FFX] Braska's Seamstress: Yunalesca o.o at Phoenix.
[Public] The Psycho Chick, Quistis says, "..."
[Public] Cduut Ib Rikku says, "..."
[Public] Yunalesca looks momentarily confused.
[Public] Hatten ar Rin uhhs.
[FFX] Phoenix XD
[Public] Mehka stabs self with dagger then heads to tavern to drink the pain away...
[Public] The Psycho Chick, Quistis says, "You don't have to be so dramatic about it..."
[Public] Hatten ar Rin says, "Excuse me for the language, but...what the hell?"
[FFX] Hopskotch Masta' Rikku says, "...Can I make his head explode with the power of my mind from this far away, I wonder? My app inspiration went away thanks to him.."
[FFX] BOOGIE WOOGIE BIZNATCH! Rin says, "...is it just me, or do I sense a rebirth of Asmodeus?"
[FFX] You Can't Stop the Kaiya says, "Please. Hurt me."
[Public] Phoenix says, "You know, Mehka, there are more polite ways to deal with people."
[Public] Mehka says, "Sor-ry... My first day on the MUX and I'm already gettin' snubbed... THAT SHOULDN'T HAPPEN FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER WEEK!"
[Public] Phoenix says, "No one's snubbed you. Please +bbread 2/60"
[Public] Yunalesca says, "Um, well, you're not helping yourself much here, either."
[Public] Cduut Ib Rikku sighs.
[Public] Mehka says, "I was polite as I could be... And she had IC reasons not to talk to me... As I said, it was an OOC rant brought to you by moi!"
[Public] Mehka says, "It must've been my fault, and I just stated that... Bah!"
[FFX] Braska's Seamstress: Yunalesca marks that one down: Avoid at all costs.
[FFX] BOOGIE WOOGIE BIZNATCH! Rin nods. x_x
[Public] Mehka says, "See?! I'm admitting to it! Weee!"
[Public] Phoenix says, "Still, if you have a problem with someone, discuss it with them in a civilized manner. Talk TO people, not AT them."
[FFX] Hopskotch Masta' Rikku says, "I didn't exactly seek him out."
[Public] The Psycho Chick, Quistis puts to fingers on the bridge of her nose. "Didn't sound that way to me."
[Public] The Psycho Chick, Quistis says, "Um. I meant two."
[Public] Mehka says, "Rouge... Help... Please!"
[Public] Mehka whimpers in the corner.
[FFX] Phoenix rolls up her sleeves, "This guy's not going to last long."
[FFX] You Can't Stop the Kaiya says, "I'm sorry, Rikku. If I responded to his post you probably wouldn't have had to deal with him. x_x"
[FFX] Braska's Seamstress: Yunalesca says, "Phoenix, I'm so sorry. I'm spoiled elsewhere."
[FFX] BOOGIE WOOGIE BIZNATCH! Rin says, "He hopped the grid a few times already via the sky room. o_o"
[Public] Mehka says, "Phoenix... I said before... That I was ranting... I never said I had a problem with Rikku.. Why does everybody misinterpret what I say... :.("
[FFX] Hopskotch Masta' Rikku says, "Not your fault. I should have just.."
[FFX] BOOGIE WOOGIE BIZNATCH! Rin says, "From Balamb to Luca in one day, flying, FLYING like an angry little parakeet~"
[Public] Phoenix says, "If you're ranting, obivously, there's a problem. Otherwise, why rant?"
[Public] Mehka as stated before, stabs self with dagger.
[Public] The Psycho Chick, Quistis refuses to comment furthur...
[InTheGutter] Cleavage Pirate Rouge snorts. He wants me to help me? >_>
[InTheGutter] Cleavage Pirate Rouge says, "Er."
[InTheGutter] Cleavage Pirate Rouge says, "He wants me to help him?"
[Public] Mehka says, "I was mentioning how Rikku has a lack of etiquette toward strangers... I wasn't REALLY complaining about it..."
[FFX] Phoenix says, "No worries, Lesca. :)"
[Public] Yunalesca tunes down the melodrama.
[Public] Phoenix says, "Uhh."
[InTheGutter] Cleavage Pirate Rouge says, "Either way. Avoid at all costs, yadda yadda."
[FFX] You Can't Stop the Kaiya says, "Tell me about it, Rin. o.x"
[InTheGutter] Cleavage Pirate Rouge turns up the wank-o-meter.
[Public] Mehka says, "Just forget I said anything... Most people usually do..."
[InTheGutter] Yunalesca says, "WANK!"
[InTheGutter] Whip Fetish Quistis says, "Oh, of course..."
[Public] Yunalesca gets out the violin.
[Public] Demon Slayer Ramza will go for that.
[InTheGutter] Whip Fetish Quistis needs to get Kaiya on this channel. >_> Goes to do so.
[InTheGutter] Cleavage Pirate Rouge says, "Yes! Fandom_wank!"
[InTheGutter] Kaiya has joined this channel.
[FFX] Hopskotch Masta' Rikku is biting her fingers here to keep from going off on him. ^^
[InTheGutter] Cleavage Pirate Rouge says, "I do wish I had a JF account."
[Public] Demon Slayer Ramza gets a smaller violin.
[Public] Mehka decides to head back to Alexandria... WHERE HE BELONGS!
Mehka arrives from the direction of Dock 1.
Mehka has arrived.
[FFX] Braska's Seamstress: Yunalesca says, "I have no such compunctions. Phoenix, feel free to smack me with a tail feather if I get too snarky."
[Public] Phoenix says, "Mehka, at the risk of sounding like a complete ass on my part, I think your issue is that you're starving for attention.. which isn't necessarily a -bad- thing, but when you go out of your way to get it, it can be. If you see fit to rant about or mention another person's flaw,s especially on a Public channel, that makes it clear that there is a problem."
[FFX] You Can't Stop the Kaiya says, "I'm trying my darndest not to say anything... x.x"
[Public] Everyone Loves Anrui steals the bow of Ramza's violin and uses it to fling tomatoes at him. ~_~
[FFX] BOOGIE WOOGIE BIZNATCH! Rin is keeping his mouth shut.
[FFX] Phoenix says, "Not at all."
[Public] The Psycho Chick, Quistis catches a tomato and eats it. Yummmm. ^^
[FFX] BOOGIE WOOGIE BIZNATCH! Rin says, "But snark is good! \o_o/"
[Public] Everyone Loves Anrui says, "Aw Quisty, you ruin my fun. ;_;"
[Public] Mehka says, "Sorry Phoenix... It's MY FIRST DAY! I'd like to talk to SOMEONE!!!"
[Public] Demon Slayer Ramza doesn't love Anrui now.
[FFX] Braska's Seamstress: Yunalesca says, "Phoenix, I love you."
[Public] The Psycho Chick, Quistis says, "I only caught one. ^_~"
[Public] Phoenix says, "So talk, then, don't rant. c.c"
[Public] The Psycho Chick, Quistis sacrifices candy to Anrui to make up for it? O_o
[FFX] You Can't Stop the Kaiya says, "Hmm. Was I that melodramatic my first day...?"
[Public] Furry ArtFiend Aree flicks his tail side to side while rubbing his thumb and forefinger together, playing the worlds smallest violin. <..<;
[Public] Everyone Loves Anrui is actually unloved by all, making her comtitle ironic. "Oooh.. candy! n_n"
[Public] Phoenix says, "If you're ranting on the first day, then you're not giving this place or the players a chance."
[Public] The Psycho Chick, Quistis says, "But I love you! n_n"
[InTheGutter] Cleavage Pirate Rouge hides in a random cleavage. Make the wanking stop plz kthx.
[Public] Everyone Loves Anrui says, "Yay! :D"
[Public] Mehka says, "Phoenix... I know you're a staffmember... And I came here to have an enriching FF experience... But when that's not happening, what AM I supposed to do...? I'll just chill in Alexandria and mess up some mist monsters..."
[Public] Yunalesca says, "It's called stabbing yourself in the foot and making sure that none of us who witness this will ever want to be anywhere near you ICly."
[InTheGutter] Whip Fetish Quistis is actually smacking herself on the head IRL...
[InTheGutter] Cleavage Pirate Rouge is SO glad she's in a place inaccessable to this twit ICly.
[Public] The Psycho Chick, Quistis snerks.
[Public] Mehka says, "Hey, don't egg me on... Cause I'm stupid enough to take the yolk..."
[Public] Demon Slayer Ramza lobs bananas at Anrui.
[Public] Furry ArtFiend Aree chuckles softly, "Be paitent. You need to work yourself into a storyline. You've got it easy. Your character is already installed. Mine is hard." o.o
[InTheGutter] Whip Fetish Quistis says, "Be glad. I feel like I started something. <_<"
[Public] Phoenix says, "It means being patient, mehka. Ask people by page if necessary, but you can't force people to rp with you."
[Public] Yunalesca says, "Yes, I knowt his, Mehka."
[FFX] Hopskotch Masta' Rikku says, "...Okay, that's sooo it."
[Public] Everyone Loves Anrui catches the bananas, "Hey! Free fruit!"
[Public] Yunalesca says, "It's /painfully/ obvious."
[FFX] BOOGIE WOOGIE BIZNATCH! Rin says, "Make the wank -- er, hurting stop."
[FFX] BOOGIE WOOGIE BIZNATCH! Rin says, "plz kthx."
[FFX] You Can't Stop the Kaiya is going to just keep her mouth shut until the oppurtunity for a witty remark comes in...
[Public] Demon Slayer Ramza says, "Those are exploding bananas."
[Public] Everyone Loves Anrui spontanously combusts. Q_Q
[FFX] Braska's Seamstress: Yunalesca says, "Oh I've gotten plenty of fodder so far. This is great wank."
[FFX] Phoenix says, "I'm about to go Simon Cowell (sp) on this guy."
[Public] The Psycho Chick, Quistis says, "Oh, don't do that, Rui..."
[Public] Furry ArtFiend Aree gets spatterd in gore? Ewww
[Public] Mehka walks away shaking his head, returning to Alexandria feeling somewhat angred at the lack of etiquette. (Okay, please stop talking to me now... I need a few to cool off... I don't exactly like it when a dozen people get on my case and mention all my flaws... I'm sure some of you know how that feels...)
[Public] The Psycho Chick, Quistis says, "...is it okay that I call you Rui? O_o"
[Public] Demon Slayer Ramza has a change of heart and heals Anrui.
Mehka sails out to sea.
Mehka has left.
[InTheGutter] Cleavage Pirate Rouge hasn't witnessed a wanksplosion this big since the Assman from a few months back.
[Public] Phoenix says, "Alright, Look..."
[Public] Cduut Ib Rikku says, "...Do I get a say?"
[FFX] BOOGIE WOOGIE BIZNATCH! Rin is reminded of the Assman, only worse.
[Public] Everyone Loves Anrui whews. "Yes, Rui is fine, Quistis. ^_-"
[Public] The Psycho Chick, Quistis says, "Okay. =D"
[Public] Cduut Ib Rikku says, "Since it's me you were talking about?"
[FFX] You Can't Stop the Kaiya feels the pain.
[FFX] BOOGIE WOOGIE BIZNATCH! Rin falls on the floor and twitches.
[Public] Demon Slayer Ramza leaves the globs of banana on Anrui though.
[FFX] BOOGIE WOOGIE BIZNATCH! Rin says, "It hurts and stings. Q_Q"
[Public] Phoenix says, "Mehka, we have certain ways of doing things here. You had to read the policies and the Mux AUP before getting approved here. Otherwise, there wouldn't be this problem. Now, if you have trouble comprehending the rules and etiquettes that we have set before you, that's your problem. You're free to leave anytime. However, you are not going to come onto my game and start throwing a shit fit at my players just because you don't get instant gratification. Is -that- clear?"
[Public] Everyone Loves Anrui gives Ramza a nice, squashed-banana hug.
[Public] Demon Slayer Ramza returns the hug and slaps a "kick me" sign on Anrui's back.
[InTheGutter] Failan tries not to watch, more often than not.
[Public] Yunalesca says, "Mehka, if you don't wish to be picked on, then don't present yourself as such a huge target. People here are /nice/. Plenty of good peeps here. Just because one person doesn't wish to RP with you /right this second/ doesn't mean there aren't others around who might agree to a scene. It's your first day, don't expect to take the whole MUX by storm. There, that's the last serious remark you'll get from me. Continue with the tearful rhetoric and you'll /guarentee/ yourself a place in obscurity because no one is going to want to be anywhere near you with that kind of attitu-- heh, nicedly said, Phoenix."
[Public] Mehka says, "Phoenix, I dropped it already and I HAVE read the damn AUP, I was just stating how Rikku, IC was rude for perfectly good reasons... I was looking for attention, only because I'm new... I DROPPED it, soo why don't you..."
[Public] Everyone Loves Anrui burns the sign, "I see we're going to get akong just fine, Ramza. ~_~"
[Public] Everyone Loves Anrui says, "Along, rather."
Rin pages: Do you have a JF account? Please post this at Fandom_wank. o_o This is very beautiful, fap-tastic, hilarious wank. <3
[FFX] You Can't Stop the Kaiya applauds Yunalesca and Phoenix!!
[FFX] BOOGIE WOOGIE BIZNATCH! Rin <3 <3 <3 <3
[Public] Phoenix says, "Final warning, Mehka."
[Public] Cduut Ib Rikku says, "It's certainly not entirely your fault. I should have simply said I was busy when you posed twice and yelled at me for just sitting there without asking me about RP first, instead of giving a short scene where Rikku gave you the IC cold shoulder."
[Public] Mehka says, "Just please... Leave me alone..."
Long distance to Rin: Yunalesca is logging it for F_W. n.n
[Public] Phoenix says, "You're not going to give me an attitude."
Rin pages: I love you. *_*
Rin pages: This is even funnier than the Asmodeus wanksplosion here from a few months back. Brilliant.
[Public] Mehka says, "I'm NOT giving you an attitude Phoenix... I'm sitting on the West tower in Alexandria... Is that an attitude...? Or am I not allowed to be alone...?"
[Public] The Psycho Chick, Quistis says, "You aren't? It sounds like it to me."
[Public] Mehka says, "I already admitted I made a mistake... Please just stop it..."
[Public] Yunalesca definitely gets wind of the most delicate odour of attitude.
[Public] Phoenix says, "You're arguing with me over what is correct etiquette for a game and what isn't. Also, if you want people on the channel to leave you alone, there's two simple words you need to type. pub off"
[Public] Mehka says, "Phoenix, I'm not arguing anything... I'm sitting here, being quiet..."
[Public] Mehka has left this channel.
[FFX] BOOGIE WOOGIE BIZNATCH! Rin /rolls/.
[Public] Phoenix says, "You're trying to get the last word. What's it going to take?"
[Public] Yunalesca asides to someone, "And talking over the pub chan."
[Public] Phoenix says, "Exactly."
[Public] The Psycho Chick, Quistis says, "...That was the biggest load of bullshit I've ever heard..."
[Public] Mind-Altering Substance Rouge creeps out. >_>
[Public] Phoenix says, "Had to have the last word."
[Public] Cduut Ib Rikku sighs.
[InTheGutter] Cleavage Pirate Rouge fapfapfapfapfapfap. >_>
[Public] Furry ArtFiend Aree shakes his head and asks, "Was I ever like that?" o.o
[Public] The Psycho Chick, Quistis says, "How old did his app say he was? O_o"
[InTheGutter] Cleavage Pirate Rouge says, "Behold, wank."
[InTheGutter] Yunalesca /dies/.
[Public] The Psycho Chick, Quistis hopes SHE was never like that... o_o;
[Public] Phoenix says, "And then he thanks me by page for telling him how to turn the channel off."
[Public] Dark Wind Kaze just sighs.
[Public] Yunalesca shakes her head. "Thanks everyone, be sure to tip your waitress, we'll be here all week."
[Public] Mind-Altering Substance Rouge rolls down a hill, laughing until her lungs explode.
[Public] Phoenix says, "No, you guys had no issues. c.c"
[Public] Phoenix chuckles and snugs Lesca.
[Public] The Psycho Chick, Quistis says, "Oh. Okay. Good."
[Public] Yunalesca gloms. n.n
[Public] Mind-Altering Substance Rouge says, "He just paged me whining about how everyone attacked him. =P"
[Public] Cduut Ib Rikku had issues, she admits - not here but other places - but.. Don't think I was that bad.
[Public] Demon Slayer Ramza says, "I know a guy in college who's sort of like him. His age doesn't make much of a difference."
[Public] Furry ArtFiend Aree says, "Oh! Before I forget. Who got what as prizes after the Lunar cry. I was gone when they were given out I guess."
[InTheGutter] Cleavage Pirate Rouge says, "Mehka: Whine! Rant! Wank! *fapfapsplurrrt* I TOLD U I WAS HARDCORE! *pub off*"
[Public] Demon Slayer Ramza says, "I think someone boosted our gil."
[InTheGutter] Whip Fetish Quistis laughs!!
[Public] Everyone Loves Anrui says, "Of course he was going to take that as an attack. When no one takes his side, he just says he made a mistake and just wants to not hear about it anymore.."
[InTheGutter] Yunalesca says, "This is so going to Fandom Wank."
[Public] Bolt Knight Failan says, "That's what he wanted."
[InTheGutter] Cleavage Pirate Rouge says, "Oh yes."