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Parlance ([info]parlance) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-03-23 20:00:00
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Current mood:Sex-ay
Current music:Glass blowing special on PBS. Kill me now.

boy_touching wank
Not directly related to fandom, although boy_touching mostly consists of fangirls so still on topic:

Girls should mind their own business.

I like the passive-agressive backtracking. "Yes, you're right, but I thought I should stir shit anyway."

Hmmm... wonder if I should tell the makers of that catfight commercial to mind their own business. Think it'll work?

Edit:Someone posts in all those icky girls' defense.

Edit Edit:Original comment deleted. Up just long enough to make some girls feel guilty and give others a strong case of penis envy. His work is done.



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[info]backfromspace
2003-03-24 03:07 am UTC (link)
Hee! I was just going to post that here.

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[info]gairid
2003-03-24 04:08 am UTC (link)
I was rushing over here to do the same thing. And I hadda post over even though the guy was very trollish. Still...gotta admit he *did* get everyone going.

WANK!

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wizzard
2003-03-24 03:07 am UTC (link)
What I find wankiest are those girls who answer "grow a dick" with "I wish!" I hope they are joking.

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[info]backfromspace
2003-03-24 03:07 am UTC (link)
Chop off your breasts for the revolution?

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wizzard
2003-03-24 03:27 am UTC (link)
Ouch. *clings to breasts* Oops, can't have any of that girl touching.

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(no subject) - [info]backfromspace, 2003-03-24 03:35 am UTC

[info]parlance
2003-03-24 03:09 am UTC (link)
Sadly, I don't think they are.

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[info]embitca
2003-03-24 03:13 am UTC (link)
It's all about the self-hate, yo! But it would be cool if I could pee standing up ;)

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[info]soy_latte
2003-03-24 03:20 am UTC (link)
With practice, even women can pee standing up.

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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2003-03-24 04:48 am UTC

[info]delore
2003-03-24 06:40 am UTC (link)
Women can pee standing up given practice.
But what I want: To write my name in the snow.
'cause really, that's a wicked cool talent, yo.
~Annie

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(no subject) - [info]parlance, 2003-03-24 06:45 am UTC

[info]oxydosic
2003-03-24 10:05 pm UTC (link)
Heh, that reminds me of lotr_rps mailing list couple weeks ago. A group of the girls on there were saying how they wished they had a penis so they could have gay sex. Weirdness.

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[info]sagralisse
2003-03-24 03:23 am UTC (link)
Ah! He is so gay.

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[info]backfromspace
2003-03-24 03:25 am UTC (link)
Hey! I resent that.

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[info]sagralisse
2003-03-24 03:28 am UTC (link)
Oh... sorry. He's not gay?

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(no subject) - [info]backfromspace, 2003-03-24 03:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]soy_latte, 2003-03-24 03:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]parlance, 2003-03-24 03:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2003-03-24 03:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]backfromspace, 2003-03-24 03:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaya, 2003-03-24 04:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]backfromspace, 2003-03-24 04:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]backfromspace, 2003-03-24 04:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaya, 2003-03-24 04:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaya, 2003-03-24 04:10 am UTC

[info]backfromspace
2003-03-24 04:13 am UTC (link)
Edit:Someone posts in all those icky girls' defense.

Edit Edit:Original comment deleted. Up just long enough to make some girls feel guilty and give others a strong case of penis envy. His work is done.

Dammit, there goes my comment about lesbians and manbreasts. *sigh*

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[info]backfromspace
2003-03-24 04:14 am UTC (link)
Also: I have the transcript. He said:

I just have to bitch about this. I'm SICK of all the girls in this community. It's like men who wanna look at two chicks kissing. Boy touching is boy oriented and I wish there were more boys in the boy touching community. All these girls make me feel awkward - like some sort of chimpanzee in a zoo, being watched by oogling creatures that get off by staring at "my kind." Grow a dick or mind your business. That's what I think.

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(no subject) - [info]darthtall, 2003-03-24 04:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]esorlehcar, 2003-03-24 07:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darthtall, 2003-03-24 09:13 am UTC
Augh. - [info]heyoka, 2003-03-24 12:24 pm UTC
Re: Augh. - [info]darthtall, 2003-04-13 11:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]esorlehcar, 2003-03-24 04:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]darthtall, 2003-03-24 04:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nevadafighter, 2003-03-24 05:09 am UTC
I love that typo... - [info]lush_rimbaud, 2003-03-24 05:42 am UTC
Re: I love that typo... - [info]chaya, 2003-03-24 06:05 am UTC

[info]gairid
2003-03-24 05:33 am UTC (link)
That was scary, dude. Seriously!

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[info]serpentis
2003-03-24 04:28 am UTC (link)
Fuck the wank. Look at the preety pictures.

*politely avoids flooding f_w with a whole lot of saliva*

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[info]chaya
2003-03-24 06:11 am UTC (link)
Ditto. My brain at the time:

~Wow, this guy's a jer- hey, GAY NEKKID BOYS! w00t!~

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(no subject) - [info]mer1973, 2003-03-24 06:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]backfromspace, 2003-03-24 06:29 am UTC
:-/
[info]sagralisse
2003-03-24 06:39 am UTC (link)
Does anybody else find this somewhat disturbing?

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wizzard
2003-03-24 06:43 am UTC (link)
I guess Harry Potter fans belong to that community too, eh?

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[info]redhead
2003-03-24 06:50 am UTC (link)
Oh my God, that's some funky shit!

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Re: :-/ - [info]sagralisse, 2003-03-24 07:03 am UTC
Re: :-/
[info]backfromspace
2003-03-24 07:23 am UTC (link)
1: That one guy in the top pic looks like he's tweleve.

2: actually he is. he's one of my chic friend's lil brother. weird huh?

Um... ew.

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[info]ereshkigal
2003-03-24 07:48 am UTC (link)
That's what's sexy nowadays? I don't get it... and I suddenly feel very old.

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[info]sorchar
2003-03-24 07:59 am UTC (link)
I heart your icon.

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[info]parlance
2003-03-24 05:22 pm UTC (link)
Hee. Thank you. Pass the 3M hat, please.

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