If you haven't already, read this first. This is vital to understanding the beauty of this real-time wank. It's kind of a follow-up to faultypremise's post, so...uh. Yeah. This occured over AIM. My personal thoughts are in italic.

Screaming Genome is me, Mehka is that same wanky little fellow from faultypremise's post.



Mehka: I was banned from FFMUX...
(Gee, I wonder why.)
Screaming Genome: Why?
Mehka: I deserved it I suppose...
Mehka: Cause I asked the Esper Phoenix to read over my friend's app last night, and he wouldn't
Mehka: So I got pissed cause I had nobody to RP with...
("I got my app accepted! That means you all must wait on me hand and foot, staff members and GM included!")
Screaming Genome: ...
(If you listen closely, you can hear me slapping my forehead.)
Mehka: So he nuked my account...
Mehka: Oh well... Didn't seem like it was worth the wait if nobody but you would talk to me...
Screaming Genome: You should've given it time.
Screaming Genome: You can't expect RP 24/7. -.-
Mehka: No shit, but when I've been waiting all day, patience is NOT one of my virtues.
Mehka: I waited all day, and not ONE person I encountered gave me even an OOC greeting.
Screaming Genome: Maybe they were idle.
(Or maybe they knew in advance that you're an annoying twat.)
Mehka: No, they spoke OOC, but they never said hello.
Mehka: They were rude to put it simply.
(I'm collapsing under the weight of the irony.)
Mehka: They would say I'm lying, that's what everybody does.
Screaming Genome: ...what exactly happened?
Mehka: They all ganged up on me in the public channel when I was ranting, OOCly mind you, about how most everybody that was active were hermits... Mostly Rikku... I was RPing with her, and she was in character, and then Phoenix turned it into, I was complaining about people IC... I was only stating that people have some real attitude problems IC... Not OOC, then when I calmed down, I asked him to review my friend's app so I wouldn't be alone and I would have someone to talk to, but he claimed he was tired even though nearly two minutes before he TOLD me that making the charaCTER VESSEL TOOK BUT MERE SECONDS...
(That blob of text in condensed form: "I am a moron who cannot distinguish between IC and OOC posting.")
Mehka: Pardon the caps
Mehka: So he booted me once, then he threatened that if I said anything else, he'd nuke my account...
Mehka: So... My words exactly were...
Mehka: Nuke... Heh...
Mehka: Then he called me an asshole and dropped the bomb.
(Again: You asked for it and completely deserved it for being an asshole yourself. MONKEY DONKEY SAYS: HOW HIGH CAN YOU TRY?)
Screaming Genome: Uh. It's a generally good idea to respect the staff people, because of things like that.
Mehka: I don't respect anyone who can't give two minutes out of their life to read something over and type a few words... I even said please.
(......................listen closely and you can hear my skull against the wood of my desk.)
Mehka: Even if it's for the benefit of the organization.
Screaming Genome: When she says she's tired, she means it. She wouldn't lie just to get out of doing something.
Mehka: Yeah yeah, but I just wanted someone to talk to. I know it sounds rather selfish, but I felt I deserved at least that for waiting...
Screaming Genome: Sometimes it takes time to process an app.
Screaming Genome: What time was it, anyways?
Screaming Genome: I left at about 11 or so, and Phoenix is also on EST.
Screaming Genome: She probably really was tired. She wouldn't be lying, trust me. -.-
Mehka: Late, but if she was up that late, I don't really see how reading an email takes so long.
Screaming Genome: Going over apps takes time.
Mehka: Says who?
Mehka: About as long as it takes to read it it would take me... What is so long about that?
Screaming Genome: Well, apps need to be reviewed. It doesn't take two minutes to go over and review an app.
Mehka: Why?
Screaming Genome: I'm not staff or anything, but I assume it's so that they know that the apper knows what s/he's doing, amongst other things.
Mehka: Yeah whatever...
At that point, I blocked his sorry ass. I was tired of his ranting, and why he was ranting to me in the first place is a total mystery.

So. Uh. Yeah. Enjoy. >_>

I'm not too good at posting these little things.