The Great Circle of Wank
Way back when, a few folks started a spinoff of this lovely community, for the specific purpose of centralizing the DataLounge Domlijah wank. dl_anon was born. Unfortunately, some new arrivals didn't read their introductory packets, so the were under the impression that the community was for something other than pointing and laughing.

After saveelijah posted about a rumor that poor Jesus Elijah was ill, the post was deleted, since dl_anon is not, in fact, an Elijah fangirl community. This set off a veritable cascade of wank:

"Our posts about Elijah having surgery were deleted? Why?!?!"

"You are all cold, unfeeling perverts!"

"When you stop caring about someone who has brought so much good and joy into people's lives as Elijah has you stop being human beings."

and finally:

Ms A stunk and it seems this place stinks just as bad!

There's also a bit of collateral wank here, as elvishhobbit feels the need to tell all of the slashers (like the ones who started dl_anon) how self-loathing we are for writing about boy boinking.

And so, like the swallows to Capistrano, so does the wank return and descend upon dl_anon, the community born of fandom_wank. The beauty of nature--it brings a tear to my eye. Look closely; it's there.