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formerly "garochi" (but I'm okay now!) ([info]jar) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-08-17 20:15:00


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Current mood:discontent

Meh.
Pretty small considering who it's about... Dom/Lij mini-wank ahead.

Wank, wank, wank, wank, wanking up your wank!

The wank, in the forum is. [/Yoda]



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[info]starfish
2003-08-17 05:09 pm UTC (link)
I just find this to be terrifically ironic:

Exactly! It doesn't change who they are. They'll still be as sweet and geeky and sexy and talented whether they are gay or straight. It doesn't matter. It only changes the person's perception of who they are. I mean, God forbid their little fantasies are shattered.

Yeah, kittypantz. Okay!

Anyone have a pot/kettle icon I can borrow? *g*

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[info]lynstraine
2003-08-17 06:31 pm UTC (link)
I know. x_x I don't know anything about this DomLijah stuff aside from what I've read through journalfen, but I honestly don't see how their speculations on the gayness of the two differs from speculations on the straightness of the two >_>

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[info]sagralisse
2003-08-17 07:26 pm UTC (link)
You need to get over your fantasies of butch Dom because HE AIN'T GONNA FUCK YOU!!

Dear tinhat,

You need to get over your fantasies of gay Dom because HE AIN'T GONNA STOP FUCKING ICKY GIRLS!!

kthxbye,
Sagra (who doesn't "adore" anybody)

*snerk*

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[info]truculent
2003-08-18 10:32 pm UTC (link)
::points at icon::

(had this one for a long time, I have) >=)

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[info]sagralisse
2003-08-17 07:12 pm UTC (link)
Hahahahaha! ICON!



omgtheirloveislikesunbeams!!

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[info]singe
2003-08-17 09:37 pm UTC (link)
DUDE! I thought you made that yourself as a JOKE! BWAHAHA!

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[info]sagralisse
2003-08-17 09:40 pm UTC (link)
Not me! The real thing is WAY funnier than the parodies.

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[info]cel
2003-08-17 07:44 pm UTC (link)
Meanwhile, I live in fear of the Princess of the Halflings T-shirt people appear to be planning to give Dom at Collectormania

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[info]sagralisse
2003-08-17 08:31 pm UTC (link)
If it helps, Billy called him "princess" in one of those internet chats. I think that's up on Billy's site somewhere. So maybe he'll think....

Oh who am I kidding, he probably gets something hugely embarassing like that at every con.

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[info]cel
2003-08-17 08:49 pm UTC (link)
Hey, I'm just wondering what on earth she's going to come up with for her own "personal and special" gift to the guy.

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[info]jar
2003-08-18 05:21 am UTC (link)
Oh she did not! ... o_O;; :::boggle::.

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[info]phosfate
2003-08-17 07:44 pm UTC (link)
Garochi's icon gives me a happy.

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[info]sagralisse
2003-08-17 08:00 pm UTC (link)
::nod nod::

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[info]jar
2003-08-18 05:22 am UTC (link)
Am happy to oblige. =D

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[info]soleta
2003-08-17 08:02 pm UTC (link)
I love the tone of half that thread: "Dom/Elijah/anyone should come out because it would make me SO HAPPY!!11!!!1one1~"

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[info]shoiryu
2003-08-17 08:25 pm UTC (link)
This girl must know Dom personally to be able to announce, in bold no less, that he's "a flaming queen and gayer than nancing Legolas".


Because someone who DIDN'T know him wouldn't DARE to make an assumption like that, right?

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[info]sagralisse
2003-08-17 08:59 pm UTC (link)
I'm sorry about spamming this thread, but it gets funnier as it goes along, especially kittypantz's plans for revenge.

In the original thread we have this: But it seems that the little homophobe will be staying at the Holiday Inn, also. Anyone care to join me in spamming her hotel room with gay prOn? LMAO

elijaholic responds: Oh... we should stick a huge manip on her door or something... Yes... Or write an innocent little fic and then SHABANG they're having sex when she least expects it...

kittypantz: LOL Yes!!! If I knew which room it was I would totally do it just to freak her out.

lilagrubb: I noticed that she's staying at out hotel, too. Spamming her hotel room with gay prOn is a good idea. Shame we probably won't know who she is.

grievous_angel: Bah. Am cross with this kind of thing. Make sure you spam them but good!

kittypantz: It makes me very cross, too. If we can figure out who they are we will definitely have to spam them with much gay prOn.


mintogrubb: Well, I guess some people will never get with the groove on the fact that this is the 21st Century, and Gay is Ok.
Putting up a photo manip, or sending them some spam is not going to change her mind, though. I feel that such people are best left alone. Attacking their views tends to make them feel that their views are important.


Then kittypantz gets serious:
"Putting up a photo manip, or sending them some spam is not going to change her mind, though."

No, but it might at least make them think twice about their opinions.

"I feel that such people are best left alone."

I don't agree with that. If no one says anything to them about it they will continue to believe that prejudice is ok.

"Attacking their views tends to make them feel that their views are important."

But they are important. It affects everyone around them. They will pass on their viewpoints to their family and friends and the ignorance will spread.


mintogrubb: Ah, Isee what you are saying. We need to challenge narrowmindedness. I take your point.... I am still not up for photo manips pinned on doors. It is too much like harrassment and may lead to official complaints. I think that taking the moral high ground in a reasoned statement is the way ahead for me.

The idea being that kittypantz's fantasy stuff (a faked photo manip and a fictional story) will somehow blow the teenie's fantasy stuff out of the water. *snerk*

The last one is so oblivious to irony though. mithlondewen opines: stupid narrowminded idiots. if they don't want to see the boys as gay, then they don't have to! there's no reason to get all worked up about it!! there's just as much evidence that they're gay as there is that they're not! my theory is believe what you want to and don't bother other people about it until you learn the pure truth (and that would involve actually meeting and asking them)

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[info]phosfate
2003-08-17 10:18 pm UTC (link)
What a great idea! Stalking and trespassing are wonderful communication tools. And of course the hotel people wouldn't mind a premeditated campaign of harassment against one of their guests in the least.

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[info]mariagoner
2003-08-18 08:03 am UTC (link)
Yeah. Hotels probably make accomodations for that sort of thing all the time!

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(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2003-08-18 05:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]triestoohard, 2003-08-18 12:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2003-08-18 04:25 pm UTC

[info]bleurosez
2003-08-18 06:48 pm UTC (link)
What the fuck is gay prOn anyway? Is it some kind of spray? Because if you look at it that way, it's gay pr On. Doesn't that sort of defeat the purpose?

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(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2003-08-18 06:52 pm UTC
Orgasms R Us
[info]fandom_bitch
2003-08-17 09:08 pm UTC (link)
It's pretty obvious these twits don't get out much...I mean, the whole "I'm gonna orgasm if I see them kissing" deal was just giving me images I didn't want to have this early on a Sunday morning. Rows and rows of little fan girls all...well, I think you get the picture.

Sorry, had to share the love.

Mind you, I do have a question that came up for me when I read this: Is it so very wrong to feel disappointment when you find out that a favourite actor you've lusted obsessed fantasized about stalked admired is gay? I don't think it automatically indicates you're a homophone because of that.

Just a thought.

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Re: Orgasms R Us
coreopsis
2003-08-17 09:37 pm UTC (link)
I wouldn't say that a disppointed person was definitely a homophobe, but I would gently suggest they don't have a very firm grip on reality if they think that a celebrity's sexuality affects them personally in any way whatsoever. Expressing disappointment over some actor/musician/whatever being gay makes it sound like the person thought she actually had a chance of sleeping with him, and the vast majority of people really, really don't. That's what writing Mary Sues is for. ;-)

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Re: Orgasms R Us - [info]sagralisse, 2003-08-17 09:54 pm UTC
Re: Orgasms R Us - coreopsis, 2003-08-17 10:36 pm UTC
Re: Orgasms R Us - [info]sagralisse, 2003-08-17 10:39 pm UTC
Re: Orgasms R Us - coreopsis, 2003-08-17 10:54 pm UTC
Re: Orgasms R Us - [info]sagralisse, 2003-08-17 10:57 pm UTC
Re: Orgasms R Us - [info]phosfate, 2003-08-18 05:33 pm UTC
Re: Orgasms R Us - [info]candy, 2003-08-18 06:37 pm UTC
Re: Orgasms R Us - coreopsis, 2003-08-18 07:33 pm UTC
Re: Orgasms R Us - coreopsis, 2003-08-18 07:38 pm UTC
Re: Orgasms R Us - [info]diamonde, 2003-08-21 03:35 am UTC
Re: Orgasms R Us - coreopsis, 2003-08-21 04:01 am UTC
Re: Orgasms R Us - [info]fandom_bitch, 2003-08-17 11:00 pm UTC
Re: Orgasms R Us
[info]coyotegirl
2003-08-17 09:56 pm UTC (link)
A homophone?
I don't rhyme with too many words, myself... :D

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Re: Orgasms R Us - [info]phosfate, 2003-08-17 10:20 pm UTC
Re: Orgasms R Us - [info]sagralisse, 2003-08-17 10:48 pm UTC
Re: Orgasms R Us - [info]phosfate, 2003-08-17 10:55 pm UTC
Re: Orgasms R Us - [info]sagralisse, 2003-08-17 11:00 pm UTC
Re: Orgasms R Us - [info]soy_latte, 2003-08-17 11:52 pm UTC
Re: Orgasms R Us - [info]soy_latte, 2003-08-17 10:27 pm UTC
Re: Orgasms R Us - [info]fandom_bitch, 2003-08-17 10:40 pm UTC
Re: Orgasms R Us
[info]phosfate
2003-08-17 10:21 pm UTC (link)
Nah It's only wrong if the feeling lasts for more than around two seconds.

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Re: Orgasms R Us - [info]fandom_bitch, 2003-08-17 11:03 pm UTC
Re: Just noticed... - [info]pyratejenni, 2003-08-18 01:08 am UTC
Re: Just noticed... - [info]shoiryu, 2003-08-18 03:04 am UTC
Re: Just noticed... - [info]sagralisse, 2003-08-18 06:45 am UTC

[info]arabel
2003-08-19 03:14 pm UTC (link)
"This is just as bad/sad as the 'Please tell me he's not gay'-emails I get almost daily. Some of these teenies just need to open their eyes and realise actors are not prince charming."

You really get emails like that every day? That's just awful! They really do need to grow up and try to see them as real people and not some ideal fantasy boy of theirs.


*cough**splutter*

*drags self out of the sea of irony*

*nods* Yes...they need to grow up and stop pretending that Dom and Elijah's sexuality should be exactly what they want it to be.

Hang on...whose side am I on again?

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