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Damn you, ya beat me to it! ;) redpanda 2003-08-18 07:01 am UTC (link)

They think the person who wrote the report owns the community and is NAMED Mary Sue. How precious--! What I really love are the lurkers timidly peeking out of the woodwork to agree yes, this fic is SO bad even THEY can't handle it. It's rare you have a bad fic so utterly cut-and-dried HORRIBLE. And like icing on the cake, there's the "yes im a homophobe fuck all you lezbos" defenders... It's kinda beautiful, in a way. Like performance art@. *wipes a dazzled tear* @ = the kind that involves human waste products, anyway. (Reply to this)(Thread)

Re: Damn you, ya beat me to it! ;) - conchoidal, 2003-08-18 08:37 am UTC

Re: Damn you, ya beat me to it! ;) - dontgiveahoot, 2003-08-18 11:16 am UTC

Re: Damn you, ya beat me to it! ;) - hugsnkisses, 2003-08-18 04:18 pm UTC

Re: Damn you, ya beat me to it! ;) - arabel, 2003-08-18 04:26 pm UTC

moonjaguar 2003-08-18 07:06 am UTC (link)

Such lovely language all the anonymice use. I'm skeered. I probably don't get it and I never will, but if a person is sensitive about their fic potentially getting a bad review or getting made fun of, why don't they just keep it to themselves, share it among a few trusted friends, or post it on a non-public mailing list rather than posting out in public for everyone from Addis Ababa to Zimbabwe to find, read and potentially comment on? (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	mariagoner 2003-08-18 07:32 am UTC (link)
	I think what I love most about the Mary Sue communities is that when there's a flame war, the mods or whomever always make a general reminder to the community telling them: "Come quick! A flame war's a brewin'!" Good ol' Mary Sue. She's like old faithful, in a way. (Reply to this)

	arabel 2003-08-18 07:51 am UTC (link)
	*wonders* Is it wrong to enjoy playing with the illiterate sockpuppets? They're so cute! *pats (Reply to this)(Thread)

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Re: - mistresssaigon, 2003-08-19 01:06 am UTC

	rewind 2003-08-18 07:51 am UTC (link)
	The sock puppets, they are so amusing. ::wipes tear:: (Reply to this)(Thread)

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GREATEST. LINE. EVAR. snoozy 2003-08-18 07:53 am UTC (link)

See if you had the dignity and DECENCY to want to bad mouth me you would have emailed me instead of posting it on your wack ass "Live Journal" which to me it isnt because a JOURNAL is to write our your personal feelings about your day or week or whatever in YOUR life not in anyone elses... Whee! ...On the other hand, I feel sorry for her english teacher. If she has one, anyway. (Reply to this)(Thread)

Re: GREATEST. LINE. EVAR. - iris, 2003-08-18 09:21 am UTC

Re: GREATEST. LINE. EVAR. - coyotegirl, 2003-08-19 12:16 am UTC

	Awww--! redpanda 2003-08-18 07:56 am UTC (link)
	She took the story down! So much for that. *smirks* (Reply to this)(Thread)

Re: Awww--! - coyotegirl, 2003-08-18 07:59 am UTC

Re: Awww--! - delfeus, 2003-08-18 07:46 pm UTC

	shoiryu 2003-08-18 07:58 am UTC (link)
	I like the one where the subject line is "A WORLD FULL OF BITCHES". It sounds like a lyric from a Linkin Park song or something. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - mariagoner, 2003-08-18 08:07 am UTC

	lots42 2003-08-18 08:30 am UTC (link)
	Deep in the first link posted, it is discovered that the League Of Mary Sue Protectors has at least two people in it that are actually one person. In other words, sockpuppets. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - harukami, 2003-08-18 09:34 am UTC

	angel_dust 2003-08-18 09:41 am UTC (link)
	Though hard-pressed to choose a "favorite moment" in the midst of the wankiness, I believe this pair of sentences comes out on top: If you don't anything nice to say, don't say ANYTHING AT ALL. You're a heartless bitch, and I hope you fucking rot in HELL. They juxtapose nicely, don't they? w00t. brand-spankin' new JF user here. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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OT but I couldn't resist...^^; - porcelaingeisha, 2003-08-21 06:23 am UTC

	mistresssaigon 2003-08-18 01:28 pm UTC (link)
	The little buffoon may have taken down her stories BUT HER WEBSITE IS STILL UP!!! Quiver in fear at the terrible animations!!! Mock the stupidity of it all!!! CRINGE AS YOU REALISE THAT THIS IS A PERSON WHO MAY ONE DAY HAVE CHILDREN!!!!!!!! http://hometown.aol.com/angelinasnape18 (Reply to this)(Thread)

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Oh Dear Ghod - jerry_ds_girl, 2003-08-18 04:16 pm UTC

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o_O - fandom_bitch, 2003-08-18 11:14 pm UTC

Re: o_O - mistresssaigon, 2003-08-18 11:16 pm UTC

Re: o_O - kookaburra, 2003-08-19 05:05 am UTC

Re: o_O - rikoshi, 2003-08-19 02:00 pm UTC

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Re: - mistresssaigon, 2003-08-19 08:03 pm UTC

Well, there's this... - (Anonymous), 2004-11-06 04:32 am UTC

	sorchar 2003-08-18 02:42 pm UTC (link)
	This is better than coffee first thing in the AM. (Reply to this)

rikoshi 2003-08-18 03:32 pm UTC (link)

That is, above and beyond any and all doubt, the most wonderfully orgasmic display of hilariously transparent and inept sockpuppetry to ever grace mine eyes. The only thing missing is the Third Grade "SHE STARTED IT!!!" defense, or perhaps the "I'M TELLING!" defense. This also proves one very, very, very, very important point: "Friends don't let friends write Mary Sues." You see what happens to them ex post facto, when confronted with the fact. Naught but badness. Le sigh. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - angel_dust, 2003-08-18 11:00 pm UTC

My fandom has no shame. - fandom_bitch, 2003-08-18 11:17 pm UTC

	mirabellawotr 2003-08-18 04:04 pm UTC (link)
	OH NO! LOOK OUT! LESBAINS! Don't touch them, they're going to get GAY GERMS on you, and the only thing you'll be able to write is LESBIAN fanfiction! ... Wait, that might be a step up from this tripe. *chases you with lesbian porn* Bwahahahahaha! <3! *writes lesbian porn* (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	phosfate 2003-08-18 04:55 pm UTC (link)
	Oh God...oh there's coffee all over my keyboard now...oh ew. I ruined Bonita's business card. And my pants. My pants are gonna smell like Hills Brothers all goddamn day. *shakes fist at sky* DAMN YOU, MARY SUE!!! (Reply to this)

	theonedespot 2003-08-18 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	I giggle at the irony of a thread entitled "Bad mouthing is a NO-NO!!!" featuring, at last count, at least 5 fuckers, a twat, a cunt, and a handful of bitches. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	feenix 2003-08-18 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	OMG ORGASMING RIGHT NOW ...seriously, this is the best thing ever. (Reply to this)

	chaos_priestess 2003-08-18 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	Mm, see, this is what I should have after a boring day. Beautiful... beautiful wank! And, oh my! I think it's snapping off! (Reply to this)

	sorchar 2003-08-18 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	I love the bit where she plays the "im so kewliez cuz im wiccan" card, and then undertakes to educate everyone on it as if they'd never heard of it before. *rolls eyes* Fucking baby pagans annoy the shit out of me. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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Here's the link - sorchar, 2003-08-18 11:21 pm UTC

Re: Here's the link - lillyv, 2003-08-18 11:29 pm UTC

Re: Here's the link - sorchar, 2003-08-18 11:51 pm UTC

Re: Here's the link - wickeprincess3, 2003-08-18 11:29 pm UTC

Re: Here's the link - sorchar, 2003-08-18 11:51 pm UTC

Re: Here's the link - fandom_bitch, 2003-08-19 12:07 am UTC

	Late to the party as usual virago 2003-08-18 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	...but that was just beautiful. You couldn't create a better whining Mary Sue author if you tried. The only one that beats this one, IMO, is the "OMG this is her sister and shes dying from a deadly disease u meenies" one. And then, only narrowly. Good times. (Reply to this)(Thread)

Re: Late to the party as usual - jumble, 2003-08-19 08:34 pm UTC

Re: Late to the party as usual - virago, 2003-08-20 04:05 pm UTC

	fandom_bitch 2003-08-19 12:05 am UTC (link)
	I laughed so hard at reading all of this that I think I pulled something. The tears were aflowin'. How impressive is this. I bow before the masters here...it was just...inspiring. Do it again, do it again, do it again....pleeeeeeeeeease. Or is that p1333333333453? (Reply to this)

dude. DUDE. dafnap 2003-08-19 01:57 am UTC (link)

This can't be real. It can't. It. Just. Can't. I mean, FUCK, it's got every single trappings of a Mary Sue author: page devoted to an 'original' mary sue with a fucking long pretentious name, ability to transform into a rare and amazing creature (animagus of a unicorn, a sphinx, a pheonix or something equally moronic) horrible connections (i.e. daughter/cousin/sister/bestest childhood friend) to a main, fan-loved character (i.e. Snape, Harry, Draco) who proceeds to have a torrid love/hate relationship w/ another main, fan loved character (usually Draco or Snape, or both. At the same time. On a broomstick) who gets sorted into Gryffindor (or Slytherin. Or both. At the same time. On a brookstick) and has gigantic tits (or slightly overweight but totally hot, or the hottest girl anyone has ever seen. Ever. On a broomstick). The character rises quickly to stardom at the expense of another established character (Hermione. Always. That bitch). The page has dancing anime icons for FUCK'S SAKE this can't be real. It can't. It can't. PLEASE GOD. She uses 2 for 'to', single letters for three-lettered words (two extra keys you lazy fucking BITCH) and she signs her fucking stupid name with fucking *tildes* and stars. She's got overprotective friends and has no concept of "Livejournal". Bitch. She's the best sock puppet I've ever seen because she can't exist in the real world. Oh. God. She just can't. ::sob:: I feel violated. (Reply to this)(Thread)

Re: dude. DUDE. - valarltd, 2003-08-19 02:38 am UTC

Re: dude. DUDE. - dafnap, 2003-08-19 07:47 am UTC

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Re: dude. DUDE. - dafnap, 2003-08-19 07:47 am UTC

	OT ymfaery 2003-08-19 03:07 am UTC (link)
	Good lord, is that Safiru/Sapphire in your icon? :D :D :D (Reply to this)(Thread)

Re: OT - iris, 2003-08-19 09:31 am UTC

Re: OT - unoriginality, 2003-08-19 10:10 am UTC

Re: OT - ymfaery, 2003-08-20 01:56 pm UTC

	pet 2003-08-19 03:26 am UTC (link)
	only faggot ass bitches uses fuckin gramer and shit Oh. My. God. That's possibly the best thing I've ever read in my entire life! I wanna make an icon, but I can't imagine finding an image cool enough to accompany the text. *SNARF* (Reply to this)(Thread)

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harukami 2003-08-19 04:44 am UTC (link)

Okay. Even ignoring all the wanky OMGWTFSTFUBBQ!!!! moments, I was just thinking... who in HELL thinks that a man named Severus Snape would EVER name his daughter 'Angelina'? I mean really. Assuming that Snape has ever *seen* a woman naked in a non-clinical way, let alone got close enough to risk actual *sexual contact*, let alone got her pregnant - ANGELINA? I can imagine, I dunno, SCORPIANA or something. Or... or... Syphilis! All the girls can call her 'Syph'! Syphilis Snape - doesn't it bring a tear to your eye? (Reply to this)(Thread)

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Re: - sorchar, 2003-08-20 06:29 am UTC

I disagree! - banal_o_rama, 2003-08-19 05:47 am UTC

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