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energetic

Because space blobs are always the same thing, no matter how different they look.
Ahh, gamefaqs.com message boards. There's so much wank and stupidity there that I wonder why it doesn't collapse in on itself. Well, actually, sometimes it does.

Don't you just love people who argue the not-so-finer points of video game plots when they can't seem to get their brain cells around the main concepts?

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	rikoshi 2003-08-21 02:40 pm UTC (link)
	I'm having flashbacks to William Shatner's "Get a Life!" skit from SNL way back when... (Reply to this)

virago
2003-08-21 04:17 pm UTC (link)

Oh, lordy. I got exactly one page through before my brain just started seeing "xapeiurdkfa eaisupdjfldkfj fanboy babble adlfueru and so, you see that eorpiueadsf and depending on the sequence aepurlfaeoru blahblahblahblahblah..."

...and of course it goes on for seven more pages.

I have to wonder if they just fill out a template somewhere, plug in the name of the game and some random proper nouns, and automatically generate the entire thread.

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	azusa 2003-08-22 06:59 am UTC (link)
	Actually, this is pretty mild compared to the Xenogears wank threads I used to occasionally, God help me, participate in, on the (now defunct) zenogias.com site. Of course, Xenogears had religious references in it, which naturally ensues a virtual bukkake of wank from "I AM SMRATER THAN U" fans trying to prove how erudite and well-read they are. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	rann 2003-08-23 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	You know, I've had Xenogears explained to me, like, four times. ... I still don't know what the hell was going on, there. I mean, it's like, someone will explain, I will comprehend, but my brain just won't hold onto the info. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dawnswalker 2003-08-22 10:47 am UTC (link)
	See... I was confused because when I see "X", I think of "Megaman X". Not my favourite variation of the Megaman brand-name, but he's the one I know. ;) Then I got confused because I know nothing about the Metroid series and the only-interesting-to-fellow-anal-fans-and-even-then-not-by-much technobabble was starting to make my brain bleed. (Reply to this)