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Fanficrants always skirts the fine edge between bitchy and wanky. I think this one dips over the edge...
It's short and hasn't gone very far, but to sum up: "I hate stuck-up authors who don't fall over themselves to publically thank me for my reviews, especially this one bitch whom I won't name (but probably will if I get enough pats on the back)."