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Big Bad Snowball (snowball) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-08-23 00:49:00


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Current mood:energetic

Eh?
Some of you may already be familiar with the LJ community bad_rpers_suck. It's basically a place for roleplayers to bitch about players who annoy them, which is slightly wanky in and of itself. One of the favourite hobbies there is to dissect and mock really horrible character profiles.

See oxymoronassoc post one such Mary Sue-ish character application.

See the application turn out to be a hoax.

Not wanky yet, right?

WRONG.

See the_deathjester f1gh+ +3h 5y5+3m and accuse the entire community of being comprised of sheep!

Not a very big wank, but the d33p g4wth aspect is so very worth it. Check out the guy's livejournal, there's at least one gothy poem.


ETA: Sorry if this isn't wank. I'm still new to this f_w thing.



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[info]mariagoner
2003-08-23 12:07 pm UTC (link)
::cough, cough::

I don't want to flame anyone... but I wanted to add that I think the "profile" for the female vampire “Shadowconn” was actually real, and the author (who is ALSO named Shadowconn-- warning klaxons!) for it later said it was fake just to avoid being embarassed.

When you go to the author's (Shadowconn’s) livejournal, you see that buried under a bunch of lyrics are a bunch of fics featuring Shadowconn having hot and heavy sex with a bunch of folks. And these fics aren’t facetious or parodic or humorous. They seem perfectly serious. So... I really think the profile was for real, though the author later said they weren't simply to avoid being mocked for making such a blatant Mary Sue.

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snowball
2003-08-23 12:38 pm UTC (link)
That could very well be true. Didn't occur to me, honestly. I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer at night. ^^;

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[info]sorchar
2003-08-23 12:08 pm UTC (link)
He has one fucking ugly journal, man.

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snowball
2003-08-23 12:40 pm UTC (link)
Seriously. He makes my watchful_entity pink theme look all stylish. XD

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[info]telesilla
2003-08-23 12:19 pm UTC (link)
Actually I found this to be far more wanky. And yeah, it looks like the whole community has wank potential.

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snowball
2003-08-23 12:40 pm UTC (link)
I considered linking that one too, yeah. But the whole comm can be pretty damn wanky when it wants to be, so I had trouble picking one. ;-)

Your icon made me giggle.

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Hi, I'm new here.
[info]doomsdaygap
2003-08-23 12:58 pm UTC (link)
I'm a member of that community, though I don't post very often.

Yeah, it does get wanky. Too bad the really wanky stuff was deleted; my God, that really took the cake.

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[info]darkrose
2003-08-23 05:57 pm UTC (link)
Oh yeah. I especially liked this one: "I know JKR doesn't like slash." Since when? Her lawyers have said that she doesn't approve of sexually explicit fic--het or slash. I don't think the woman's dumb enough to alienate a big part of her audience by saying something that smacks of homophobia.

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[info]puipui
2003-08-23 07:58 pm UTC (link)
Not to mention that if she truly hated it, she probably wouldn't have put quite so much Sirius/Lupin slashbait in her works, particularly in the fifth book.

I mean, geez, joint Christmas presents, people! JOINT CHRISTMAS PRESENTS!

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[info]darkrose
2003-08-23 08:33 pm UTC (link)
Word. Sirius and Remus? So. Doing. It.

I bet her publishers made her cut all the references to baked goods.

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[info]lots42
2003-08-24 01:56 am UTC (link)
The sexual tension was undeniable. Whoot.

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[info]eljuno
2003-08-24 05:21 am UTC (link)
Not just the joint Christmas present, but that scene? When Harry's in the fireplace via floo powder and they're reminiscing to them? So old married couple feeling.

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[info]shoiryu
2003-08-23 08:08 pm UTC (link)
Damn, and I've got a post in that one, too. XD

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[info]oxydosic
2003-08-23 04:23 pm UTC (link)
No offense but it seems funny to me that in a community directed at pointing and laughing, we're saying a community about...pointing and laughing at bad RPers is wanky. But then i'm a member of it so maybe i'm biased.

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[info]iczer6
2003-08-23 08:07 pm UTC (link)
Everyone brings the Wank at some point. It's not a terrible crime. The only real difference is that many members here will at admit to being giant wankers.


Icz

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[info]snoozy
2003-08-23 06:30 pm UTC (link)
I love it when these things degenerate into heated exchanges of namecalling. No, really, I do. :D

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[info]quinctia
2003-08-23 11:17 pm UTC (link)
See I don't even need to read this.

Terre Haute! *ROFLs*

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