Eh?
Some of you may already be familiar with the LJ community bad_rpers_suck. It's basically a place for roleplayers to bitch about players who annoy them, which is slightly wanky in and of itself. One of the favourite hobbies there is to dissect and mock really horrible character profiles.

See oxymoronassoc post one such Mary Sue-ish character application.

See the application turn out to be a hoax.

Not wanky yet, right?

WRONG.

See the_deathjester f1gh+ +3h 5y5+3m and accuse the entire community of being comprised of sheep!

Not a very big wank, but the d33p g4wth aspect is so very worth it. Check out the guy's livejournal, there's at least one gothy poem.


ETA: Sorry if this isn't wank. I'm still new to this f_w thing.