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	dawnjosephine 2003-03-24 02:54 pm UTC (link)
	Mmmm... barbequed elf. Now that is some good eatin'. Not much meat on 'em, though. Pity, that. (Reply to this)(Thread)

funkyhelix
2003-03-25 02:07 am UTC (link)

The secret is Elves exist on pop tarts and diet Sprite. If you want meat, it's the hobbits you'll be wanting to trap. Elves make decent mutant soup though. ;)

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	gairid 2003-03-24 03:28 pm UTC (link)
	The Children of Iluvatar need to be marinated before eating..they are pretty old, most of them, and that makes for tough meat. Firing up the Bar-B-Q pit (Reply to this)(Thread)

funkyhelix
2003-03-25 02:08 am UTC (link)

Mmmmm. Marinated elf. Trust me, Legolas becomes much more interesting once you've pickled him for grilling.

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	phosfate 2003-03-24 04:35 pm UTC (link)
	I'm still pissed Saruman can't get any more of those Bowman Cotton smoothies. Mmmmml...Hobbit-licious. (Reply to this)(Thread)

funkyhelix
2003-03-25 02:09 am UTC (link)

Issy bought out the stock I believe. Selfish.

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	redhead 2003-03-24 04:49 pm UTC (link)
	That guy's journal is so funny, I'm going to put it on my friend list. (Reply to this)(Thread)

funkyhelix
2003-03-25 02:10 am UTC (link)

Thanks, but he's not the funniest of the lot. I fully encourage you to read his friend list. The whole Middle-Earth Sockpuppet Theater has some incredible comedic talent. I laugh every day reading them.

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	raisedbyhyenas 2003-03-24 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	And she misspelled "Tolkien." AWWWWW!!! Eat her, Beorn. Eeeeeat heeeeerrrr. (Reply to this)(Thread)

funkyhelix
2003-03-25 02:12 am UTC (link)

It's so a temptation. :) But Smaug once ate a fangirl, and realized later that saliva triggers a clinging reaction. After that you just can't shake them.

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	hugsnkisses 2003-03-24 07:45 pm UTC (link)
	Her journal is like a real live Mary Sues. hides (Reply to this)(Thread)

funkyhelix
2003-03-25 02:12 am UTC (link)

Yessss.

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	cimorene111 2003-03-24 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	awww. you know that being pretty precludes being tasty! don't pretend you don't! (Reply to this)(Thread)

funkyhelix
2003-03-25 02:13 am UTC (link)

Hehehe.

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	Just so you know... heyoka 2003-03-24 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	...I laughed my @$$ off to the point of shrieking hysterics over the bit with Ruby and the garden hose. wheeze (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: Just so you know... raisedbyhyenas 2003-03-25 12:58 am UTC (link)
	Babyninjahobbit! Classic. :) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

funkyhelix
2003-03-25 02:14 am UTC (link)

She's written by John, who goes by crantz on LJ. ALl his characters are tremendously funny: Ruby, Theoden, Elphir, Elfwine, Eru, etc, etc. He's got a small army.

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