I come bearing wank...
It's Enterprise wank!

(With thanks and cookies to hotpinkdragones for giving me fuller info on this one.)

Once upon a time, there was a TV show. And it was watched by 'shippers. And lo, the Powers That Be saw these 'shippers, and saw that it was Bad. And they did say that in Season 3, there would be Trip/T'Pol...

Now, there are 'ship wars in all fanda. Tis their way. But this one becomes wankier than usual when one side (the Archer/T'Pol gang) obtain the phone number of the TV company (Paramount). The number is distributed, and angry calls are made to writers.

But wait! It gets wankier...

The Trip/T'Pol gang hear of this. How? Because they have spies. Yes, spies. Spies to spy on the rival 'shippers, to join their mailing lists and generally... spy on them. So the number is given out among them, and yet more phone calls are made...


(Bah. Everyone knows that Archer/Porthos is the One True Pairing...)


hp's original post is here and wankers can be found on The Internet.