hide would be rolling in his... uh... grave
My first wank ever. *sniff* I'm so proud. Hope this passes muster...

So, on a J-rock board, the original poster is all excited about wanting to see hide live... (for the uninitiated, hide died 5 or 6 years ago.)

There are some polite corrections made, until missy decides to exercise the mighty power of sarcasm. Die is offended, despite the fact that he thinks this would be really funny.

Then missy starts replying, and it just gets ridiculous. :P