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Thinkey ([info]thinkey) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-08-24 14:45:00


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Current mood:jealous

Trekjournals and LJ Data Drama!
Livejournal's BabsBunny proves once and for all why its useless to plot sockpuppets in TrekJournals. Apparentely she took over the character of Commander Data and all was well in Sockpuppet land...until Data's new friends arrived...friends of the cute and furry type.

Okay, so here is what we did. We went into the lounge, and everyone thought we looked funny. I think we scared people. But that is alright, because I found that oddly amusing.:) Then Alpine starting jumping up and down and singing about holes and so then I joined in. We ran around in circles singing the song and then Alpine jumped on a nearby table....where the ship's doctor was seated. I do not think she found me and Alpine as amusing as we did.

Then we went to the replicator and started replicating weird things out of it like eyes and slime until the bartender told us to stop. I do not think it was the eyeballs so much as the fact the we got into a foodfight with them.

So then we went to the holodeck and simulated a game that was very popular in the early 21st century, known as Dance Dance Revolution. Alpine is amazed as I am able to get a perfect score on the most involved levels. We had fun though, and he does not get upset that I am very good at the game. This is a nice change of pace.

I would like to run around with Alpine some more! He is crazyfun! And though I cannot feel the effects, I have become rather accustomed to the taste of Jolt. And I can simulate the hyperactive results all by myself. So it all works out.


Then quite soon after, Data forgot about the Universe of Trekjournals, and well....

Furry Sex

Once the elite at Trekplotters read this, realized that they would now have to work in Data's strange behavior into their great universe, and well naturally there was a little 'squabble'...and here's the fallout:

On another note, I don't like Star Trek. And for the most part, me and online Trekkies don't get along. This is not a blanket statement however, because there are quite a few folks that I DO get along with. But there are those I don't and meh. So like an idiot I decid to try my hand out in this TNG RPG thingie and I wound up as Data (yay?) and then Alpine and a couple of other folks got into the act and I started interacting with him and we started getting into our own adventures. And then all hell breaks loose because I can't remember anyone else's name in the show so I just stumble along with that, and apparently I'm not playing Data right or whatever so even more hell breaks loose and it turns into one of those vicious..THINGS!!! The way I see it, it's all in fun. I'm enjoying myself. But I guess that sorta doesn't work so once again, meh.

The worst thing about this is the fact that I'm somewhat kicking myself about this because come ON!!!! It's a STAR TREK thing. I hate Star Trek!!! I have a borderline phobia about the freaking thing!! And I go ahead and join a freaking TREK RPG? yeah, good thinking there, Babs. But..well, I got to be Data. And I like Data. And I have fun. And well....crap. [...] Besides, I've learned my lesson a long time ago to never argue with die-hards. Major no-no. Just agree....and move on..and back away slowly...o.O


And lets not forget...

OOC: Okay, there are a couple of idiots out there who choose to try and stir up trouble over this stupid LJ thing that's taken place. First off, I know who you are, and second, grow the hell up. You have something to say to me, you say it to my face instead of starting trouble on a damn message board. In addition, here's my two cents on this whole issue: There IS no issue. Things didn't work out with me and the Trekjournal community. We parted ways, Alpine extricated himself from those people, they have a new person to play their Data, I still have this journal, everyone is satisfied. I'm having more fun on my own playing with my friends than I did with those trek people anyway, and on the flip side, they have a plot to go on thanks to me and Alpine. And now they have one of their folks to play Data. So everyone is happy, and the situation ended amicably, and I'm still friends with folks over there. Why the hell do you want to start trouble for? You don't like me or the way I play Data? You don't have to, and you don't have to read this journal. So quit being a kindergartener and leave me and my friends alone.

Now her friends jump in here

And lets not forget the visits to Capt Picard's journal, where even the RL people behing these characters jump in for a round:

Babs returns in the comments !

'Alpine' throws a diva fit and alara_r is faced with having to explain the entire history of Data's malfunctionning furry.

Who's worse? BabsBunny for inventing the tale of Data and the furries? Or the gang at trekplotters for taking Sockpuppetting far too seriousely?



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[info]nostalgia
2003-08-24 08:51 pm UTC (link)
*clicks the stopwatch*

Jeez, this one took, umm, weeks...

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[info]shoiryu
2003-08-24 09:04 pm UTC (link)
WTF are furries doing in Star Trek? I mean, tribbles, but... hey, why not tribble furries? o,o

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[info]nostalgia
2003-08-24 09:15 pm UTC (link)
SQUEE! BR!

Err... the furrysex was the most horrid thing ever. I took out my own eyes. I'm blind now.

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(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2003-08-24 09:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shoiryu, 2003-08-25 12:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]banal_o_rama, 2003-08-25 03:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rogue, 2003-08-25 11:00 pm UTC
That wasn't what really horrified me. - [info]alara_r, 2003-08-26 06:09 pm UTC

[info]coyotegirl
2003-08-24 10:28 pm UTC (link)
*headdesk* Why does it seem to be so much of a problem for some folks to separate character from identity? This is one of those wanks which makes me want to both laugh hysterically and wince with shame for being in the same fandom, all at once.

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[info]redpanda
2003-08-24 11:09 pm UTC (link)
-- WhatIsz 1.3c : Show Character ---------------------------------------------
Data try-anything-once no pain cuddler curious innocent electrical
. boinkable mechanical sensual romantic submissive trainable shy
. male android
= - =


Looks to me like they actually DID this on FurryMuck or something of the sort. Oi vey. e.e

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[info]oxydosic
2003-08-24 11:25 pm UTC (link)
Oy. That is EXACTLY like a FurryMuck profile. Just...wow.

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[info]oxydosic
2003-08-24 11:26 pm UTC (link)
I'll comment more on this when i finish bleaching my brain.

WHY DATA??? WHY??

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*weeps softly*
[info]snoozy
2003-08-24 11:45 pm UTC (link)
I'm thinking Data was on that "coke" thing all the kids are using these days.

(This is only made more troubling by the fact that I had a crush-esque thing on Brent Spiner as a kid. Eerrrgh. @_@)

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Re: *weeps softly* - [info]onetrickpony, 2003-08-25 01:59 am UTC
Re: *weeps softly* - [info]snoozy, 2003-08-25 02:05 am UTC
Re: *weeps softly* - [info]onetrickpony, 2003-08-25 02:11 am UTC
Re: *weeps softly* - [info]redpanda, 2003-08-25 06:14 am UTC
Re: *weeps softly* - [info]onetrickpony, 2003-08-25 03:25 pm UTC
Re: *weeps softly* - [info]loafing_oaf, 2003-08-25 08:46 am UTC
Re: *weeps softly* - [info]onetrickpony, 2003-08-25 03:26 pm UTC
Re: *weeps softly* - [info]rikoshi, 2003-08-25 02:31 pm UTC
Re: *weeps softly* - [info]onetrickpony, 2003-08-25 03:27 pm UTC
This is the most hilarious thing I've seen recently. - [info]alara_r, 2003-08-26 05:49 pm UTC

[info]jfpbookworm
2003-08-24 11:36 pm UTC (link)
Who the fuck is "Alpine," and why is he/she/it in Star Trek?

Also, I found the following superwanky reply by someone who obviously does not understand how copyright works:

I accept your explanation, however, you will not refur to my character as an evil alien entity, it is a COPYWRITTEN character and that is not how I play him, he is mischevious and young, you do not have my permission to do so. I will write you an out that I can write you an outline that I find acceptable to the use of my character, however I will interate that while I posted to the trek journal uninvited, I will not back down on this issue, I have spent far to much time on the character design and concept to have you fuck it up, as for the abuse thing, thats not a good psychological profile, there are some issues you have to deal with in your past becasue alpine is also a great extension of who I am, my rl personality and how I interact with people, and yet, I am the most gentle careing soul one will ever encounter, I do ask for an apology on that now.

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[info]angel_dust
2003-08-24 11:56 pm UTC (link)
alpine is also a great extension of who I am

All I can think of now is a big ol' rabbit penis. -_-

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(no subject) - [info]snoozy, 2003-08-24 11:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2003-08-25 12:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]parlance, 2003-08-25 03:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]angel_dust, 2003-08-25 03:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rann, 2003-08-25 04:47 am UTC
I love your icon, BTW. - [info]alara_r, 2003-08-26 05:54 pm UTC

[info]sagralisse
2003-08-25 12:41 am UTC (link)
Oh yeah, I got yer apology right here in my pocket, ya freak.

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Horrors, it's another semi-literate poster.
[info]dorothy1901
2003-08-25 02:28 am UTC (link)
Also, I found the following superwanky reply by someone who obviously does not understand how copyright works

She obviously doesn't understand how English works, either. The bit about "refur"-ring a character is just lovely, but what the heck is "interate" supposed to mean?

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[info]parlance
2003-08-25 03:15 am UTC (link)
you will not refur to my character

That's a damn funny typo given the nature of the wank.

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(no subject) - [info]terminal_frost, 2003-08-25 03:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]parlance, 2003-08-25 03:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]terminal_frost, 2003-08-25 03:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]redpanda, 2003-08-25 04:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]terminal_frost, 2003-08-25 04:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]redpanda, 2003-08-25 06:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rikoshi, 2003-08-25 02:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]coyotegirl, 2003-08-25 07:10 am UTC
Sweet zombie Jesus! - [info]banal_o_rama, 2003-08-25 04:52 am UTC
Re: Sweet zombie Jesus! - [info]terminal_frost, 2003-08-25 04:53 am UTC
Re: Sweet zombie Jesus! - [info]redpanda, 2003-08-25 06:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rikoshi, 2003-08-25 02:29 pm UTC

[info]pradaloz
2003-08-25 04:08 am UTC (link)
Well, to be fair, s/h/it could have a very good grasp of "copywrite." I certainly wouldn't know.

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(no subject) - [info]bohicamouse, 2003-08-25 07:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rikoshi, 2003-08-25 04:01 pm UTC

[info]jerry_ds_girl
2003-08-25 04:24 am UTC (link)
so he would only have to be asked to leave, its not dramatic, but it keeps me from being a plot point in your story, and ruining my rep

::Looks in barrel, aims shotgun.::

Nah, not even gonna go there.

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(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2003-08-25 09:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jerry_ds_girl, 2003-08-25 11:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]alara_r, 2003-08-26 05:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jerry_ds_girl, 2003-08-27 06:25 am UTC

[info]dawnswalker
2003-08-25 04:22 am UTC (link)
The thing is... there are plenty of furry RPs out there, there are probably even tons of "furrized" and "crossover-furry" RPs out there if you're willing to look. So why join a ST:TNG RP if you don't like the fandom, don't know much about the show, and don't even know everyone's names? It must take longer to find a LJ RPG for a show that went off the air years ago than a LJ RPG about Furry...

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[info]banal_o_rama
2003-08-25 04:42 am UTC (link)
You know, I don't know much about Star Trek, but I do know two things:

1. Data did not have a "tailhole". Maybe a tailpipe, if you want to be particular about it.

2. Robots do not giggle.

That sex thing reads like Standard Gay Furry Porn Variation #3: With Cock Knot. They just changed the bottom's name from Skyfur Foxfyresky to Data and posted it where nobody wanted to read it.

Hee, I love furries. XD

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[info]rann
2003-08-25 04:49 am UTC (link)
*crawls off into a corner somewhere to sob pathetically and die* Hurts so bad...

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[info]lots42
2003-08-25 05:20 am UTC (link)
Yanno, even Marvel comics sometimes just out and out ignores bad stories that don't really belong in continuity.

If your RPG has no rules for if someone acts OOC, then your RPG is busted.

Oy.

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Well, Marvel waits a few years. They don't say "it didn't happen" a *month* later or less. - [info]alara_r, 2003-08-26 05:57 pm UTC

[info]musette
2003-08-25 06:41 am UTC (link)
Holy mother of god, it burns!

That's just... god... mommy. My childhood dammit, my childhood! And Brent Spiner is always John Adams in my head too, and Am. Rev. furry porn just makes me want to dig out my own eyes with a spork.

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[info]bohicamouse
2003-08-25 07:31 am UTC (link)
Alpine grins as he extends his claws and gently drags them down your chest around your hard droid meat and down your thighs purring softly.

Please, kill me. No, I'm serious.

Wait, how is it that Data can't feel the effects of caffeine, but he CAN get aroused?

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(no subject) - guardian_writer, 2003-08-25 09:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lots42, 2003-08-25 03:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rikoshi, 2003-08-25 03:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]heyoka, 2003-08-26 11:24 am UTC

[info]rikoshi
2003-08-25 02:25 pm UTC (link)
I think I need to co-opt that Furry sex log for [info]tws_support over on livejournal...

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Holy fuck.
[info]jerry_ds_girl
2003-08-25 06:09 pm UTC (link)
What language are we speaking?

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Re: Holy fuck. - [info]sagralisse, 2003-08-25 10:02 pm UTC
Re: Holy fuck. - [info]jerry_ds_girl, 2003-08-25 11:52 pm UTC

[info]alara_r
2003-08-26 06:02 pm UTC (link)
Or the gang at trekplotters for taking Sockpuppetting far too seriousely?

You saw the furrysex and you still ask this? :-)

We're *not* that serious. We had wacked-out stuff over in DS9 with bizarro slashy love quadrangles. But they were bizarro slashy love quadrangles with actual DS9 characters, who, y'know, remembered each other's names.

The person playing Data once referred to Q as "the host of this party." She couldn't remember ONE LETTER OF THE FRICKIN' ALPHABET. I mean, if your mental blocks are so serious you can't remember one letter of the alphabet because it's a Trek character's name, why would you sign up for a Trek RPG?

I mean, it's too bad, she was a nice person and had a lot of energy... buuuut...

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(Anonymous)
2003-09-26 10:32 pm UTC (link)
*Babs laughs her head off* YES!!!!!! I KNEW that furry sex bit would drive you over the edge and rile you up, Nostalgia!!! That's why we posted it to begin with!

*laughs* :)

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