musicwank
Once upon a time there was a message board for a little band called Phantom Planet.

And our poster(moi) didn't check it much, as he didn't give much of a fuck. However, he noticed one day on the front page that they'd disposed of their old drummer. So he went on a mighty quest to actually *find* the damn link to the board, as apparently he was too stupid to read a navigator bar.

And lo, he came upon a thread started by one of the eighty thousand(three? four?) guitarists of Phantom Planet, crying: "I am never coming here again."

etc.

cue the populace of the board crying: "We are scum!" except one lone little voice going: "Oh yeah, this is all my fault. Should have emailed me. I stopped insulting Jacques (another guitarist) when he told me I was hurting his pretty little feelings"

and someone suggests she gets her head dunked.

Then the cursing starts.