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	bexistance 2003-08-30 01:52 am UTC (link)
	Oooh, it's like a quiz show. Welcome to Who Wants to be a Smallville BNF! You can take the BNFs you already have, or you can gamble them all for what's behind.................The Ubercurtain!!! audience chants 'Gamble! Gamble! Gamble!' (Reply to this)(Thread)

	<--TimIan (Anonymous) 2003-08-30 01:59 am UTC (link)
	Ooh!! I just hope it's a new car! Come on curtain! Give me a car! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rikoshi 2003-08-30 04:58 am UTC (link)
	Damnit! You just made me gay! Again! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bexistance 2003-08-30 02:19 pm UTC (link)
	Look, it's not my fault if people don't read the disclaimer. Maybe I should make UberTodd look at it and it'll gaynotize the truth out of him/her/it/who gives a fuck! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	trismegistus 2003-08-30 09:34 am UTC (link)
	[random] Your icon brings teh happy to my cold, bitter heart. [/random] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bexistance 2003-08-30 02:17 pm UTC (link)
	Then my work here is done. g (Reply to this)(Parent)

soleta
2003-08-30 02:16 am UTC (link)

a friend and I discussed this on IRC:

[18:51:58] * Coyote investigates the smallville wank
[18:52:02] Coyote> that's kind of a fun one ^.^
[18:52:09] sol> <ggl>
[18:52:11] sol> it is kinda cute
[18:52:19] * sol smooches the anon
[18:52:55] Coyote> he's a GIRL. an icky GIRL! *giggle*
[18:54:01] sol> and that makes him/her/it different from the rest of every fandom in existance... how?
[18:55:11] Coyote> It must somehow! Otherwise, ya know, why would this unknown be so upset about it? </notearthlogic>
[18:56:04] sol> yes, it's obviously important in some way
[18:56:31] Coyote> now the only thing is to figure out how

anyone care to help us out? *g*

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rikoshi
2003-08-30 05:06 am UTC (link)

[18:52:55] Coyote> he's a GIRL. an icky GIRL! *giggle*
[18:54:01] sol> and that makes him/her/it different from the rest of every fandom in existance... how?
[18:55:11] Coyote> It must somehow! Otherwise, ya know, why would this unknown be so upset about it?
[18:56:04] sol> yes, it's obviously important in some way>

Well obviously it's important because... er... because...

Nope. Never mind. I'm shit out of luck trying to rationalize this one.

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	Go Smallville! iczer6 2003-08-30 02:27 am UTC (link)
	Usually the SV fandom can bing the wank no problem, but I gotta give these folks credit for being able to find the hilarity in this situation. And dude does the anon poster have any evidence of their claim? Icz (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: Go Smallville! sister_wank 2003-08-30 02:32 am UTC (link)
	And dude does the anon poster have any evidence of their claim? Not a shred. That's why I can't figure out why this chick (assumed, mind you) was so conspiracy-theory minded. I came, I saw, I wanked. Does it have to be true to be wanky? I thought people just had to show that divine edge of hysteria. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	(Anonymous) 2003-08-30 03:11 am UTC (link)
	I don't have a JournalFen journal, but this is Craig from KryptonSite.com here... I never had any question about Ubertodd's gender. Besides the name, I had seen HER referred to as "her" here and there, so I don't know where the "deception" is... it's always been in the open, far as I can tell, to those who care to do... (Reply to this)(Thread)

	shoiryu 2003-08-30 04:10 am UTC (link)
	Wait, now I'm confused... Straight girl or gay boy, people? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ingrid 2003-08-30 04:22 am UTC (link)
	Yes, I'm confused now too. Some gay men refer to themselves in the feminine, so has Ubertodd always presented him/herself as a woman, a gay man or a is secretly -- (or not so secretly) -- a woman roleplaying as a gay man on LJ for notoriety and ... I dunno, Monopoly money? Not that I care, but the extent of the wank would be clarified. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	rogue 2003-08-30 05:08 am UTC (link)
	I think the big question is ... why does anyone care? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	feenix 2003-08-30 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	Care for a code? I'll gladly donate one. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	eljuno 2003-08-31 02:34 am UTC (link)
	Well, but then where would someone who was transsexual, had been in fandom under the same name before making that realization, and wanted to keep using the same name come in? ...Not that this applies to anyone I know...really... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	jfpbookworm 2003-08-30 07:30 am UTC (link)
	Wait... I thought the net was about older guys pretending to be teenage girls, not vice versa. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	chash 2003-08-30 07:41 am UTC (link)
	The Smallville fandom denies traditional gender stereotypes! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	loeb_n_leopold 2003-08-30 09:10 am UTC (link)
	Somewhere in the wide world of fandom, Matthew Haldeman-Time wakes up Angel-style, crying to the wind, "Plajeriztt!" It's enough to bring a single, gleaming tear to my eye. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	tintin 2003-08-30 10:21 am UTC (link)
	dies (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	snowball 2003-08-30 12:41 pm UTC (link)
	Matthew who? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	trismegistus 2003-08-30 09:29 am UTC (link)
	And it's not like female writers haven't craved the enormous cachet real, honest-to-goodness gay men command in the slash world We command say what now? blinks Must've missed them announcing that bulletin during the last ~~Illuminati~~ ~~Sister~~Brotherhood of The Gay meeting. ;-) (Reply to this)(Thread)

	j_crew_guy 2003-08-30 09:52 am UTC (link)
	Shhh! You're gonna ruin it for the rest of us! We're a rare breed in slash and because we've experienced the sex that they're writing about, we must be special. Say, when is the next Brotherhood of the Gay meeting, anyway? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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I must obey the penis! -

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	rann 2003-08-30 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	And it's not like female writers haven't craved the enormous cachet real, honest-to-goodness gay men command in the slash world and impersonated them before. Whilst us bisexual men get nuzzink. NUZZINK! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	trismegistus 2003-08-30 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	Well duh, it's because we all know that there's no such thing as bisexuality and that y'all are just indecisive affection whores who can't make up their minds. Didn't you read that part of the press kit? (Reply to this)(Parent)