The Crying Game -- Smallville Style
ubertodd is a very popular gay male slasher in the Smallville fandom.

Except that an anonymous says he's not. Ubertodd is ... horrified gasp ... a boring old GIRL!

And many well-loved folks are in on the conspiracy!

He/she's probably a skinny, supermodel type of girl too. Damn his/her eyes.

Edited to add: slodwick speculates this might just be a conspiracy to get this info onto F_W. Because it's not like we ever report wanks we see in passing on our friendsfriends lists. We have to create our wanks, there just aren't enough of them!

And it's not like female writers haven't craved the enormous cachet real, honest-to-goodness gay men command in the slash world and impersonated them before. Never, ever, ever! Sorry, slodwick, I'm just the messenger, don't shoot me.